What's the best joke you heard at the Monsters Inc Laugh Factory?

[Jess6001]

Since the Laugh Factory changes everytime, I was wondering what some of the best/lame/silly jokes that DISers have heard there. Had any good ones?

Here's one we had: How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up into a tree and act like a nut!

 

[Shelton123]

Joke Teller: (forgot which one it was) What do you want to be when you grow up?

Little Girl: I don't know

Joke Teller: Your parents must be really proud!

 

[ehaimann236]

Why did Mickey go into outerspace?

To Find Pluto