What's one of the most idiotic things you carried on a plane?

[aprilgail2]

Originally posted by Davids-Coco
A friend of mine did have them check her bag because she had a "massager" in it. We were traveling for a GTG with other sorority sisters, and you have to pack EVERYTHING, or so I'm told. When they checked her bag, the look on the guys face was priceless as he held up this big pink "massager". She was cool as a cucumber and pointed to the switch saying "this is how you turn it on". It was great!

I work for a chocolate company and we make all kinds of things there...well I was going to Chicago to meet up with some people I knew from online..well it was one girls birthday so I packed in my carry on a 3D "male appendage" wrapped up nice in bubble wrap. Well I guess the bubble wrap made them suspicious so they grab my nag and open it up, they pull out the big thing of bubble wrap and start to open it....I quickly told the person that maybe they didn't want to be flashing that thing around since there were kids in line behind me...well she turned her back and opened it so the kids couldn't see and then she showed it to the screeners at the other two terminals LOL!!

 

[Mad4Mickey]

When I go to CA to visit my Uncle who picks me up and lets me drag him for 2 days to Disneyland makes me bring WHATABURGERS ...... He claims no burgers are like Whatburgers with everything. Smells like onions and mustard all the way there . They need to have those in other states Tx doesnt need all of them