This reminds of a funny tshirt I saw in a boardwalk store this summer that said, "I have to work hard! Millions on welfare are depending on me!"
So I get up at 5am, pack all of our lunches, get kids ready for school, get to Philly to work by 8am, return by 6pm, help dh with dinner, help kids with homework, drop exhausted into bed and do it all over again the next day, spending weekends doing laundry & housework, paying almost $8K in property taxes on our little rancher, so that my tax dollars can help those who want to lay around in filth all day trying to decide whether to spend $10 for lightbulbs.

I'm outta here!!!