What would they uncover if you were to run for public office?

[monkeyboy]

I Shot a Man in Reno Just to Watch Him Die

 

[cynsaun]

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.



Hey Esmerelda! I'm glad you told us all this now...I will be removing your name from the ballot! We cannot have someone in political office that doesn't want little kids going to R rated movies at 11pm!

 

[minniepumpernickel]

Hey, hey!! I personally like hearing about the dirt that they uncover about perspective candidates. just for fun, though!

It wouldn't be too cool to be under the microscope though!

 

[clutter]

My life is so boring, the cable news stations would probably have to go out of business....

 

[shatzjsl]

I would tell you about my past but then I would have to kill you.

 

[Saffron]

Because of DIS posts?

Hmmm.

We've had a couple rowdy parties here over the years, the costume party for Halloween a couple of years ago got really rowdy , but not me! It was so bad WillyJ just burned down the thread instead of trying to clean it up. I think MarlaHellwig and Pam started it all!

I streaked The DISCars and some other threads over the years. That might be held against me.

I occasionally try to get Serena to inhale.

Other than that, "Bring it on!"

In real life I have a couple of tickets, all my tickets were issued when I was in my late teens, early twenties:
**two tickets for being a public nusience -- one for inhaling, one for streaking. I think if you do that now they lock you up for 20 years or something!!!
**one ticket for a moving violation - had snow stud tires on my car after April 15th
**a $10.00 ticket for littering issued to me because I was sitting next to some beer bottles in Washington Crossing Park and a park guard asked me to give them to him, which I gladly did to get rid of the litter, which he fined me for, and I don't even drink beer and we just got there like 5 minutes before he came strolling through
**I don't put our recycle bins behind the house like the neighborhood policy states ... I leave them on my front porch
**I yell at my cats from time to time because they scratch the furniture or pee somewhere

I don't know if I'd make public office or not. If I did, I'd probably streak around it, just because.

 

[cati]

xx

 

[pkasbohm]

i would be a complete and if you don't believe me i will just lock you in my closet

 

[kild]

Nothing, I have no secrets. I'm no angel, but I am honest.

 

[mickeyboat]

I am an angel, I have no secret skeletons in my closet. Although the neightbor who walked by our house in the middle of my three year old's temper tantrum on Sunday may have turned me in for child abuse. It was the scream heard round the world!

Edited for clarification. No I did not abuse her, but you would have thought so by the way she was screaming.

Denae