what to do

[monkeyboy]

when you run out of tp and the store are closed?

 

[phorsenuf]

Wiggle

 

[megan4777]

I have an answer b/c my DBrother#1 is a single guy...

You should use:
tissues, papertowels, napkins, and (ONLY if NEEDED) coffee filters.

I'm totally serious. DBrother gave some girls coffee filters and they were content (obviously he was out of EVERYTHING else).

 

[wvjules]

Use your hands? Then make sure you wash 'em real good.

 

[Disneyland1084]

Use a rag then throw it away?

 

[phorsenuf]

Actually I'd have to rethink that answer depending on the number

 

[AuntieM03]

My grandma said they used to use corn cobs (ouch).

 

[Connieh]

And people wonder why there is stack of newspaper in the bathroom

 

[SwedishMeatball]

My grandma said they used to use corn cobs (ouch).

So that's where that expression came from.

 

[daisyduck123]

7-Eleven is ALWAYS open.

 

[sk8ingmom]

then why is there a lock on the front door?

 

[LuluLovesDisney]

So that's where that expression came from.

I hate myself for asking, but what expression?

 

[disneymama73]

My grandma said they used to use corn cobs (ouch).

I'm so glad Super Walmart is open 24 hours.

 

[Cantw8]

drag yourself across the rug

 

[Cantw8]

I'm so glad Super Walmart is open 24 hours.

what good does this do you when you are in the position of discovery? do you send someone out and wait patiently? If you go yourself at that moment then I'm guessing you don't need it anymore

 

[LuvN~Travel]

Uhh...you remember that Sears catalog?......
Kim

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I hate myself for asking, but what expression?

When a person is acting all grouchy you say, "Dang, they've got a cob stuck up their ***."

 

[parrothead365]

Sacrifice a sock.... corn cobs make you do this