What job could you never do even if you were paid $ 1 million a year ?

[reecejackox]

Prison officer

 

[MillauFr]

Any job that others were getting paid far more than $1m

 

[macraven]

A surrogate

 

[BlueStarryHat]

Food service. I did it for a summer, never again. It was selling hot dogs, sausages, and sodas from a truck. I don't think I ate a hot dog for two years after I quit.

 

[tvguy]

Coroner or Funeral Home employee.

 

[DCLMP]

Food service. I did it for a summer, never again. It was selling hot dogs, sausages, and sodas from a truck. I don't think I ate a hot dog for two years after I quit.

You honestly wouldn't sell hot dogs for a million dollars.

 

[BlueStarryHat]

You honestly wouldn't sell hot dogs for a million dollars.

You wouldn't believe the number of Karens who want to buy hot dogs. So, no. My mental health and desire to stay out of jail for assaulting someone with a hot dog is too high.

 

[DCLMP]

You wouldn't believe the number of Karens who want to buy hot dogs. So, no. My mental health and desire to stay out of jail for assaulting someone with a hot dog is too high.

I have no idea what your talking about…but ok.

 

[thanxfornoticin]

I have no idea what your talking about…but ok.

I'm with you! How did we go from hot dog sales for $1M annually to calling strangers names and possibly assaulting them?

I think I probably couldn't work as a moderator on a board like this for $1M.....!

 

[DoryGirl1963]

School bus driver.

 

[Smugpugmug]

A teacher. No amount of money would be enough to deal with not only the students, but the parents as well.

 

[luv2cheer92]

I'm with you! How did we go from hot dog sales for $1M annually to calling strangers names and possibly assaulting them?

I think I probably couldn't work as a moderator on a board like this for $1M.....!

Seems pretty obvious to me. Any customer-facing job is going to have its fair share of entitled people.

 

[BlueStarryHat]

I'm with you! How did we go from hot dog sales for $1M annually to calling strangers names and possibly assaulting them?

I think I probably couldn't work as a moderator on a board like this for $1M.....!

Sooo...yeah. You really think I'd beat someone up with a hot dog. Right. As for the 'calling stangers names' thing, the term 'Karen' has now entered the lexicon to mean an entitled, angry woman. Of which I met many.

To everyone else who apparently mistook my jokey post for deadly seriousness, I wish you well. Have a Magical Day, or whatever.

 

[MamaMermaid]

I honestly can't think of anything...

 

[ronandannette]

I honestly can't think of anything...

Yep! There are, of course, lots of things I wouldn't be qualified for, but of the kind of jobs being mentioned here, I'd do any of them for a cool Mil. For exactly three years, I'd survive and thrive. Then I'd be set for life and would never work at anything, ever again.

 

[bapcap]

A teacher. No amount of money would be enough to deal with not only the students, but the parents as well.

I agree…teaching is not for me. My daughter, on the other hand, taught elementary grades for 6-7 years and she is now a vice-principal. I don’t know where she gets the patience to deal with parents…the kids she loves

 

[disneychrista]

Butcher or in a slaughter house.

 

[MillauFr]

You honestly wouldn't sell hot dogs for a million dollars.

That is what I was thinking. Of course these threads are nonsense but if someone was going to pay me a million to sell hot dogs???? Of course I would say yes. And so would everyone else here that is worth < $10m

 

[DCLMP]

That is what I was thinking. Of course these threads are nonsense but if someone was going to pay me a million to sell hot dogs???? Of course I would say yes. And so would everyone else here that is worth < $10m

Other than a prostitute, drug dealer, or assassin I can't think of any jobs I wouldn't do for a million dollars.... well assassin might be fun if I was killing bad guys.

 

[Smugpugmug]

I agree…teaching is not for me. My daughter, on the other hand, taught elementary grades for 6-7 years and she is now a vice-principal. I don’t know where she gets the patience to deal with parents…the kids she loves

Yeah, same here. I know that I don't have the patience for it. My cousin is a high school teacher and some of the stories she has to tell are just wild. She absolutely loves her job and her students, but she admits that it's hard work and that the parents are the worst part of it.