What is your dumbest item breakage ever?

[Spinneret]

I would say smashing a Wii remote into the Tv

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

Several years ago, I spilled a glass of wine on a brand new laptop, less than a week old. It worked for a few minutes, then it just... quit.

Thank goodness I had that "accidental damage insurance" coverage added when I bought it.

 

[nw6675]

My vehicle and a closed garage door...