What is the weirdest thing you have found in the street?

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

A driver in front of me actually using their turn signals. Weird and glorious all at the same time.

 

[phillmolly]

My own underwear.

We got a new washer and dryer a few weeks ago and I reminded my DH several times to empty the dryer, well he never did so luckily the delivery guys noticed and carried the clothes in for us. It snowed that day and about a week later after the snow melted I noticed my undies on the ground. We were leaving so I just throw them in the back of the rental van we had for a few days, and promptly forgot about them. So I guess the rental company got an interesting surprise.

 

[gregokdisney]

Once a Domino's pizza bag, like the delivery people use to keep pizzas warm, and once, coming back from the lake, a big water weenie that fell off somebody's boat.

 

[arminnie]

January 1979, Houston, TX - a very, very unusual cold snap - 20 degrees, 6:15 AM. A totally naked female jogger (but with tennis shoes on) jogging on Wilcrest (major road). I truly almost thought I might have imagined it - until 2-3 years later when I found out that she'd lost a bet on one of the bowl games on New Year's Day.

 

[JoeA]

A naked man riding a cow along the side of the road. Polk County, about 30 minutes from Disney. No one stopped or even seemed to notice.

That was Mr. Godiva. Legend has it the daughter stole his horse and left him with nothing but a cow to ride!

 

[dashofsunshine]

An almost brand new North Face jacket. Lol. I took it home, washed it, and now my husband wears it. Pretty expensive jacket for someone to just leave in the street.

 

[snowman]

An eyeball......well, actually it was a ball painted to look like an eye.....and it was a great paint job. My gf at the time asked "so who is walking around sporting a new eye patch going 'Argh'! " The eyeball became a long running joke for us.

 

[Chax]

A stroller with a baby in it.
Turned out the mom ran inside a store and left the car parked outside cause she couldn't get the stroller up the entrance-stairs.
She was lucky I already had two kids otherwise I would have taken that one...

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

A stroller with a baby in it.
Turned out the mom ran inside a store and left the car parked outside cause she couldn't get the stroller up the entrance-stairs.
She was lucky I already had two kids otherwise I would have taken that one...

that is just disturbing beyond words.

 

[Chax]

that is just disturbing beyond words.

What me taking the kid?!

 

[Atlas722]

Used condoms.

 

[Atlas722]

Between 2002 and 2010 I saw CDs in front of my former house down the street several times, and once at the intersection of my street and the north-south street which intersects the street that I live on.

They were mostly music.

And during the same time, I saw sctions of cassette and VHS tapes around my neighborhood. They were in streets, on the lawns between sidewalks and streets, and occasionally wrapped around telephone poles.