What is the Funniest Thing you ever heard in the Parks?

[DVCJones]

Oh, that is so funny that your DD and Dh had that same conversation, but no we weren't there this past Feb. This happened about 2 years ago and I was what touched me the most was the total faith she had in her dad.
Did you DD end up liking the ride?

Well, this is funny.... She came off the ride all excited saying "I DID IT!!!!" She gave me a high five and I asked her if she wanted to do it again with me and she said with a horrified expression "ah,NO!"

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

* the sight of a newly potty trained toddler/preschool aged boy peeing outside in Epcot at Nemo ride* Mother yelling dont pee there move over there so no one can see your winkie. OMG!

My husband and me just looked at each other with our son (also newly trained) looking on. He said mommy can I pee on Nemo too. Ummmm let me think about it............. NO!!!!!

Dude what was up with that.

 

[Mr. Snail]

We were at the entrance at DHS and then 2 girls (somewhere in there 20's) walked up to a castmember saw the nametag and the Disney Logo and they were going like: "Isn't this Universal??"

How did they even get in the park?

I was in my local Disney Store once and a parent walked in with her young child and pointed out a stuffed Kaa. Then she started saying, "Look, sweetie! Is that Hiss? Is that Hiss? Is that Hiss, sweetie?! Is that Hiss?!" Her voice kept getting louder and more shrill, as if that could somehow make up for not knowing the character's name.

One time in Animal Kingdom my family and I were walking over one of the bridges when someone behind us suddenly blurted out, "Well I know what it's like when I can't go!"

 

[adsrtw]

I am so enjoying this. I agree, just a few minutes of prep and research will do a world of good in The World. Drives me insane. Can't wait to add my own comments, sad thing is that I will probably have to admit that my mom or aunt said them.

 

[ssickorez]

I think the best one I've heard was a mom dragging her hysterical six-year-old behind her as she said, "Yes, yes, I know, I'm a TERRIBLE mother for bringing you to Disney World."

 

[siskaren]

How did they even get in the park?

Seriously. How in the world do you get all the way to the entrance to DHS before you discover it's not Universal? You'd think the signs for DHS on the road in would be a big tip-off.

 

[Yvet]

How did they even get in the park?

Seriously. How in the world do you get all the way to the entrance to DHS before you discover it's not Universal? You'd think the signs for DHS on the road in would be a big tip-off.

I don't have one clue...
We thought the same thing when we heard them say it....

 

[d23cndrela]

Bump Bump Bump!!!

 

[NOLA_Tink]

In December, the little girl in front of us at MK asked her mom, "What time are we going to see Circus Ole'?" I can see how a small child would think it's the Spanish term "ole'," when hearing "du soleil," but I still giggle when I think about it.

 

[NOLA_Tink]

After a minute of the father pleading we heard him yell "knock it off right now or we'll go to EPCOT" What a threat! Wish my parents would have threatened me with such a dire punishment.

I might use that threat on my husband next time we go to WDW.

(I love Epcot, but it's his least fave park- I have to use Biergarten just to get him there.)

 

[MissAngie1]

One day we were waiting in line to go into the parking lot at MGM (Disney's Hollwood Studios) when we over heard the car in front of us ask a CM "Where is Disney World?" The CM then explained to them that they were at Disney World and that MGM was part of Disney World.Then he/she asked them what park did they want to be at. The next thing we saw was them turning their car around and leaving the parking lot.
We thought that they wanted Magic KIngdom or EPOCT.

 

[DISNEYatw]

About 3 years ago, we were inside Turtle Talk with Crush. My DS was 4 and Crush had chosen him to talk to.
Crush asked him his name and my DS replied "I'm Jacob", then Crush goes "Hey Jacob Dude, where are you from?" and Jacob replies "From my mommy's tummy". The whole room bursted out laughing!!! Jacob totally threw Crush for a loop!