What is the funniest person's name you have heard?

[kpgclark]

Oh, I forgot about the fraternal twins in high school:

Patricia and Patrick Fitzpatrick

Also,
Robin Robins

My sister taught in school with a boy named Semaj. The boy said his mother hated the father so badly she wanted the boy to be the opposite of James, so she spelled the name backward! Now isn't that wonderful.

 

[kpgclark]

Oh, I forgot about the fraternal twins in high school:

Patricia and Patrick Fitzpatrick

Also,
Robin Robins

My sister taught in school with a boy named Semaj. The boy said his mother hated the father so badly she wanted the boy to be the opposite of James, so she spelled the name backward! Now isn't that wonderful.

 

[Indyman]

I've seen the following names;

Nook Gook
Billy Hill (or Hill, Billy when listed in the phone book)
Pete Moss.

 

[newmousecateer]

Shagnasty. That was his legal name...no last name.

OK, I went to school with a guy named Harold Balls. You shorten it!

 

[dizneenut]

How about Gaylord Focker from the movie Meet The Parents?

 

[dandave]

My uncle was in the military with:

Peter Eaton.

Of course at roll call he was:

Eaton, Peter.

 

[Lars624]

Worked at a bank that had a customer named
Richard Wacker..........

 

[Piglet]

Our car insurance guys name is Larry Junker. I think he ended up in the right profession.

Melinda

 

[figmentvi]

When I was small there was a girl in my class named Candy Apple and another little girl whose legal first name was Muffy.

And believe it or not I also knew a Richard Head. I wonder if it's the same one as the first poster?

 

[kpgclark]

Is the Richard Head you know a Chemist?

 

[luvmydogs]

My dad's name is Dick Tracy.
My uncle's name is Glenn Miller.
Runs in the family...

 

[robinb]

My doctor from a few years ago was named:

Marshall Fields

... which is a department store based in Chicago .

 

[wdw4us2]

My friends' neighbor -- Richard Grabher (pronounced grabber).

You guessed it -- his nickname is "Dick"

Lisa

 

[MerryPoppins]

Female (with the accent on the final e)

Windy, Dusty, Stormy, etc (a family who named all their children after weather & no it wasn't Wendy )

E.Z. Million (and the E.Z. didn't stand for anything, it was just his name)

My dad was in the service with a guy whose last name was Shedhouse. He said everyone teased him.

Dr. Paine (a chiropractor)

 

[Poohlovr]

In addition to the ones I posted earlier--
I went to high school with Starr Dust/

We also have a MD at work (cardiologist) named Dr Payne.

 

[preshi]

When I worked for a holding company for Burger King and Chilis in Lousiana we got all sorts of interesting names:

Thankgod .... all one word
Sparkle
Princess

Recently here at work:

Bing Cherry
and Last name of Slutz....

 

[Girls Scout Leader]

My bestfriend in middle school was Kandi Barr. There was also a Sherry Martinni. And our doc was William William. Guess these cold winters freeze our brains up here, or else gives us ample time to be creative.

 

[londonpenguin]

Gene Human
Laszlo Farkas (I mean, it just sounds rude and it's not!)

My 7th grade teacher had a friend named Katie Kitchen who married a man called Potts, and she hyphenated her last name to become Katie Kitchen-Potts.

 

[ahutton]

There is a very well respected Urologist in our area... Dr. Richard Chopper. Don't know what first name he goes by, but YIKES! Also had a client once with a first name of QueenEsther. And another Jimmy-Jack Jackai. Those are ones I'll never forget.

 

[JerseyJanice]

Vietnamese girl at work: Phuc Yu.

I'm not kidding! (Please don't yell at me, Cathy.)