What have you heard people screaming in WDW on rides?

[WDW.Evy1968]

Well not during the ride, but in line i saw a middle aged man who was going to be riding by himself. While me and my family were killing time in line, we heard a huge noise "SPLATTTTT!" followed by "EWWWW!!!" the middle aged man, for i don't know what reason "soiled" himself and it was a mess everywhere... the man was clearly embarassed and his face was as red as a beet. Everyone stepped away. I thought i was gonna puke!!!! But at the same time i felt extremely bad for the man, even more because there was noone from his party there, the CM escorted him out of the line and some janitors came to clean up the mess... let's just say they used ALOT of air freshener! They gave us fastpasses for the inconvience that held up the line.

 

[Corryn]

we're going down the fiirst hill and the large African-American man behind us starts yelling, "Somebody drooled on me, somebody drooled on me!" I didn't think anything of it until we got off the ride and my DH proceeds to tell me that while going down the first hill his mouth was open and spit was flying out as he screamed. We still laugh about that man being drooled on!

We went to Hershey Park about ten years ago...DSinLaw went on Great Bear (big coaster) when it got dark out. At one point of the ride, there were a few "street lights" illuminated so you can see, you know what I mean?
Anyway, after the ride everyone gathered around to talk about how much fun it was and DSinLaw said, Yeah, but every time I opened my mouth to scream, I kept getting sand in my mouth.......We all busted out laughing because it wasn't sand she was getting in her mouth, IT WAS BUGS - the ones hanging out under the "street lights"

i was right in front of a guy who was obviously with his friends son, who he quite possibly did not like. haha. anyway, as we are climbing up the first hill for the first drop which is rather high for a little kid, this guy starts yelling that his row doesnt have their safety bars latched down. its only him and the kid. so hes screaming and acting like hes freaking out and this kid went completely NUTS. started screaming, crying and shaking. not really funny, but if u saw it, you would have laughed. needless to say the ride went on SAFELY and we all arrived back in teh station in one piece. but it was easily one of teh funniest things i have ever seen on a ride.

You have inspired my daughter - she can't wait to use that one on our next trip!

one time I heard a man say "OH GOD NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" It was quite funny, but I felt bad for him if he was being serious.

I love laughing at other peoples' misadventures (and I even laugh at my own)
I can just hear that guy in my head!

 

[DisneyGirlie]

I don't remember which ride it was on, but one time I heard a little boy tell his mother after exiting the ride that she lied to him and he was never going to believe her about rides again.
Poor kid.
My mother is hilarious on Expedition Everest. She likes to scream "Yeti Yeti Yeti!" for the fun of it.

 

[wings91]

Not at Disney, and not any words....At Islands of Adventure on Dr. Doom. The seats are 4 across, two young girls maybe 14 & 10 did not want to be on the ends, so they sat in the middle and DW on I were on each outside. I sat next to the 10yo.

For those that don't know, Dr. Doom is a vertical launch tower ride, shoots you straight up then bounces you down.

The young girls was very nervous, but when the ride shot up, she reached out and grabbed my arm extremely tight. She doesn't know me from Adam, and is streaming horribly. She was VERY scared.

Later in the day, I noticed I had 4 finger print size bruises on my arm. Poor thing must have been terrified.

 

[Corryn]

Later in the day, I noticed I had 4 finger print size bruises on my arm. Poor thing must have been terrified.

Aww....I guess angels get bruises, too

We went on the Mummy for the first time when it opened and I thought the whole lot of us in the car looked hysterical. I don't know these people, but they all rode with us.
What the heck is this guy thinking? Look at his relaxed arms, but yet you can tell, he was not ready for this drop....
a a a a A A A AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

And here's a lady -

Here's a pic of DNephew/DD, Me/DH, DSIL/DBIL, DBIL BF & Stranger
It was our first time on Everest...Didn't know what to expect.

Now here's a close up - look how wacky my eyes are
DSIL looks like she's going to yawn, she's so relaxed

 

[SherylWrites]

That was my dd on the way up Tower of Tower. lol
She cried through the whole thing. And the pictures after show me comforting her while her dad and brother are laughing and having a gay old time. lol
Scared her half to death. But she happily took the t-shirt I bought her at the end!

 

[lemondog]

This wasn't at WDW, but Cedar Point in Ohio...My DH and I were riding on the Magnum which is a pretty serious coaster with one of the biggest first hills (was the biggest about 10-15 years ago), anyway, we're going down the fiirst hill and the large African-American man behind us starts yelling, "Somebody drooled on me, somebody drooled on me!" I didn't think anything of it until we got off the ride and my DH proceeds to tell me that while going down the first hill his mouth was open and spit was flying out as he screamed. We still laugh about that man being drooled on!

OMG, that is hysterical!!!

 

[morgy827]

The last time we went to MK we made my Mom ride Splash Mountain for the first time. Because it is such a long ride she kept asking us (my brother and I) to warn her when it was time for the big drop...well, we did warn her but at the first little drop! She screamed loud enough for the whole ride to hear. the rest of the boat just couldn't stop laughing at my Mom for screaming going down the 2 foot drop...needless to say she didn't trust us when we were warning her about the big drop later in the ride...she should have trusted us that time!!

 

[Macca1111]

Ok while not a saying... you have to look at MizDiz's DH in his photo from Everest. Its in her trip report. I think this photo is worth a thousand words!
http://www.disboards.com/showpost.php?p=21098152&postcount=290

That's freaking hilarious! I love that picture.

 

[resol37]

I was riding Test Track with a friend and we had decided to jump in the single rider line to avoid the long line. We ended up in the same car with a family of four. Her in the front with the parents and me in the back with a girl about 11 years old and grandma. We said hi before the ride started and established that I had been on the ride before but none of them had. Grandma was screaming at the top of her lungs throughout the whole outside section and when we came to a stop, she yelled, "Holy s#*t!" and then leaned across her granddaughter to address me, "Is this the end? It's over right? Right?!" The parents in the front were cracking up.

On an earlier trip, my brother and his friend were riding ToT. Not their first time. They were about 12 at the time and were sitting amongst a huge group of cheerleaders who were there for a convention, I guess. Once they went up and were pausing at the section where you move forward they both yelled, "Oh my god! This is it!" All the cheerleaders started screaming their heads off and my brother and his friend had a good laugh out of it when nothing happened.

 

[Lynn5700]

OMG this is too funny. My future SIL's BF is sych a baby when it come's to ride's.We make him go on all the ride's at disney when we gne time we were on primival whirl in AK and we got stuck on the ride ar the end and the whole time while one of the maitenance guy's was talking about he forgot to tighen some piece on the ride,I don't remember what he said,her BF starting having an anxirty attack.After we got off the ride he was so pale and he had to sit down for like ten minute's lol.

The best was when we were at some carnival and he had never been on the pirate ship.We made him go on and told him that we need to sit at the top because it's not that bad haha.Well it starts and we get to the tippy top,the whole time he's saying, oh jesus oh god over and over and we were cracking up so hard we tears.The dude working the ride knew that he was freaking out so he made the ride last even longer.That was the longest Pirae ship ride I have ever been on lol.

 

[hogwartsdropout]

A few years ago in the HM stretching room, when it all went dark I heard some man scream, "THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME!!"

 

[thewesterberg]

Some friends of our were telling us about when they were waiting in line for RRRC there was a young boy who was having serious second thoughts about going on the ride for his first time. His mom consoled him with the words "Look, every car comes back full, with all the people." It was at that time that a new car they put into rotation pulled up!

 

[jade1]

More of a story (weve heard a hundred times but she's a funny lady) than a scream but in the early 80's my BIL/SIL/DD took the Grandparents on Space. As usual they talked all the way to the front of the ride and never saw one sign about "do not ride if pregnant/heart disease" etc and actually thought it was like SE just in the stars etc. When DMIL had to strap in-she looked at the guy and said "this isnt like a rollercoaster is it?", he said "ma'am, this IS a rollercoaster" and sent her to her death-as she puts it.

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[EpcotQueen]

DH and I took my elderly father on a trip to DW. He was 79 at the time. He sat between my husband and myself on Test Track. On the high speed loop he gripped my husband's knee so hard he left prints and screamed "Jumping Henrietta!" the whole way around. He thought we were trying to kill him! This is a man who was a paratrooper during WWII! One of our best memories of the trip!

 

[neffernie]

Not technically on a ride, but while in line for Haunted Mansion I heard the funniest thing. The CM had just opened the doors to let people in and tried to make some kind on joke that went horribly wrong. I guy a bit back had his daughter sitting on top the the garbage can. She couldn't have been more than 5 and was the cutest thing. She calls out, "Hey Daddy. What's the secret of comedy?" He shook his head like he knew what was coming and said, "I don't know, honey. What is the secret of comedy?" She screams out in her little girl voice, "Be funny!"

Needless to say the entire line cracked up and the poor CM just kind of glowered and let people through the doors.

 

[RllngRckBrw]

"I am not going to scream. I am not going to...SCREEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!
This was hilarious I actually laughed during most of the RnR ride last time we were on it. There was a woman sitting in front of us trying to coach herself to not be scared of the launch.

 

[phisigprincess]

My mom laughs the like Pilsbury Dough Boy on Space Mountain. Then she gets all of us laughing. I feel bad for the other people on the ride with us.

 

[Luv4Disney]

Soarin'. The CM told them to be quiet and not to scream. It was just high schoolers thinking they were funny. They weren't - they were annoying.

 

[liamsaunt]

Last trip my parents rode Expedition Everest with my husband and me. They were seated behind us. As we were going backwards I heard my Dad wailing: WHHHHHYYY did I go on this ride???? I'M OOOOOOLLLLLDDD!!!

Needless to say, that was their first and last time on EE.