Ok, to start with I second the person who mentioned avoiding French Market.
I will not eat any pizza, anywhere on property.
I generally avoid anything that ever swam or breathed through gills, although I might make an exception if the Dobies ever venture into Napa Rose.
The coffee in the parks is revolting, disgusting,vile, and bad. As a card carrying Washingtonian, I know of what I speak!!! One can, however, get a borderline decent cup of espresso from the bar at the GCH in the morning.
Any of the desserts served at any of the buffet dinners (Story Tellers, Goofy's Kitchen) are tasteless.
As a matter of principle, I do not eat anything served out of a bread bowl. This dovetails nicely with avoidance of swimming things and French Market.
The Mexican place in DCA--La Cockaroacha--is the worst Mexican I have ever eaten.
Generally speaking, I won't eat anything with a creme, white, or cheese sauce that I did not make myself. This goes triple on vacation.
Oh, and finally, as much as I LOVE the Burgers at Taste Pilot, I have seen so much dubious behavior from unsupervised children at the condiments bar that I am beginning to rethink my patronage of that otherwise fine establishment.