What could you be the ambassador of?

[Frozen Canuck]

This question is just for fun. You can respond as silly (The Ambassador of Patterned Socks, because you own 100 different styles) or as seriously (The Ambassador of Rescue Animals) as you like. Go ahead and tell us what you could be the ambassador of and your qualifications for the role.

I, Frozen Canuck, could be the Ambassador of List Making, because I make lists for literally everything...shopping lists, playlists, shows I want to watch, shows I have already watched, but want to remember, lists for dinner ideas, packing lists, and party-planning lists. I have lists for camping and picnics and sports tournaments. I even keep lists of things to remember for certain house guests...what they like to eat, special items I need to have on hand, etc. Lots and lots of lists.

I feel like every person is qualified to be the ambassador of something, no matter how small it seems. What could you be the ambassador of?

 

[easyas123]

I'd like to be the Ambassador of Being On Time.

My personal pet peeve is being late, and others being late due to just being inconsiderate.
My qualifications include:

• Setting my watch & car clock ahead by a few minutes
• Telling notoriously late family members a function starts 30 -60 minutes before it really does
• Getting to the airport with enough time to find my gate (because, you know -that's ridiculous!) and then go walk for 90 minutes because I got there to early
• Arriving 15 minutes early to the movie theatre
• Leaving 30 + minutes early when driving to a new location, just to sit in the parking lot for 30+ minutes vs. believing the original travel time
• And I once pretended not to hear someone who was supposed to arrive at my home by/before 7:30 PM when they knocked on the door at a little after midnight, resulting in them having to drive back into town to call me (pre cell phone) to unlock the door. Nope, no courtesy phone call to say they'd be late either!

It's the ridiculously small hill I'd die on, and I'm way to uptight about it.

I'd also consider a Ambassadorship to Making Champagne Normal Daily, Writing Grocery Lists in Order of Store Aisles, Correct Zipper Method to Deplaning, and of course the Holy Grail of Ambassadorship, Ambassador of Strategic Parking Based on Exiting the Grocery Store.

(*obviously, being late with a courtesy call and/or a valid reason is NOT what I'm uptight with)

 

[Buzz Rules]

American Soccer. I would be able to convince the world on how promotion and regulation should be a thing of the past and how America’s single entity soccer system is the stable way forward. I could completely change the European/South American view on American soccer. I would also work to get rid of pay to play throughout the world.

 

[Frozen Canuck]

American Soccer. I would be able to convince the world on how promotion and regulation should be a thing of the past and how America’s single entity soccer system is the stable way forward. I could completely change the European/South American view on American soccer. I would also work to get rid of pay to play throughout the world.

If you hadn't come and said it, I would have personally nominated you as Ambassador of American Soccer myself! Congratulations on your new role!

 

[Buzz Rules]

If you hadn't come and said it, I would have personally nominated you as Ambassador of American Soccer myself! Congratulations on your new role!

*@BuzzRules goes to the Disboards podium* “Thank you for this great honor everyone. I hope to one day show the world that this beautiful game is truly meant for everyone and it should continue to grow within our diverse nation. It should become the number one sport in our great nation because we are a people from all nations. It’s what unites us as American soccer fans. Everyone has the ability to play and should always be given the chance to play. One simple ball unites the populations everyday (not just every 4 years) within communities, family, and friends in a way no other sport has in our human existence. It has the ability to start, stop, and end wars. It has existed for over 3000 years in different capacities across the entire planet (Ancient Egyptians, Ancient Greeks/Romans, and Native Americans all played a version). Its spirit lives within our DNA. No one truly owns or dominates the sport. We who love the beautiful game are meant only to be good stewards of the game so it’s wonderful and meaningful legacy can continue to grow, thrive, and be passed on to future generations in a positive way of life. Thank you”. *@BuzzRules stand away from the podium and takes a bow*

Seriously though, I would love to work for MLS in the future but realistically it won’t ever happen. I love to dream though.

 

[Frozen Canuck]

*@BuzzRules goes to the Disboards podium* “Thank you for this great honor everyone. I hope to one day show the world that this beautiful game is truly meant for everyone and it should continue to grow within our diverse nation. It should become the number one sport in our great nation because we are a people from all nations. It’s what unites us as American soccer fans. Everyone has the ability to play and should always be given the chance to play. One simple ball unites the populations everyday (not just every 4 years) within communities, family, and friends in a way no other sport has in our human existence. It has the ability to start, stop, and end wars. It has existed for over 3000 years in different capacities across the entire planet (Ancient Egyptians, Ancient Greeks/Romans, and Native Americans all played a version). Its spirit lives within our DNA. No one truly owns or dominates the sport. We who love the beautiful game are meant only to be good stewards of the game so it’s wonderful and meaningful legacy can continue to grow, thrive, and be passed on to future generations in a positive way of life. Thank you”. *@BuzzRules stand away from the podium and takes a bow*

Seriously though, I would love to work for MLS in the future but realistically it won’t ever happen. I love to dream though.

Standing ovation!

 

[Buzz Rules]

 

[Buzz Rules]

double post

 

[ronandannette]

I'd like to be an actual Canadian Ambassador - I'm very interested in geo-politics and foreign relations. And not just a soft-ball posting to some fluffy and inconsequential place like Iceland or Bali...gimme China!!!

 

[Buzz Rules]

I'd like to be an actual Canadian Ambassador - I'm very interested in geo-politics and foreign relations.

I would love to be an ambassador in real life too. I think you would make a great one for Canada.