What are the weirdest complaints you have heard in WDW?

[PrincessCastMember]

Magic Kingdom was open until 12am with fireworks at 10 and SpectroMagic parade at 9 and 11. At 11pm (almost exactly) the weather changed dramatically and started to pour. There was also reports of tornado warnings in the area. The fireworks and the first showing of SpectroMagic went off as planned. A lady came to Guest Relations and very angrily demanded a rain check. The CM told the lady that all tickets are non refundable and we don't give out accomadations due to weather. The lady continued to argue and said that she hadn't seen everything she had wanted to see. The CM must of scanned her ticket because I then overheard the CM say, Ma'am, you've been in the park since 11 this afternoon. The lady then screamed for a manager.

Oye

 

[bubba]

A co-worker just got back from a trip to Pop Century with her DH and DTwins (9). I had helped her with her reservations, ADRs etc and we worked out what turned out to be a great itinerary for them. When she got back, I asked her how her trip went. She said it was good, but it was too Disney. I asked what she meant and she told me that characters were everywhere and even the wake up calls were by Disney characters. A very unusual situation for me - I was speechless !

 

[CR Resort Fan 4 Life]

Very funny stories about weird complaints, so if there are more out there please post them.

 

[maxiesmom]

A co-worker just got back from a trip to Pop Century with her DH and DTwins (9). I had helped her with her reservations, ADRs etc and we worked out what turned out to be a great itinerary for them. When she got back, I asked her how her trip went. She said it was good, but it was too Disney. I asked what she meant and she told me that characters were everywhere and even the wake up calls were by Disney characters. A very unusual situation for me - I was speechless !

Maybe she should stay at the Swan and Dolphin? That way at least she could get away from the Disney wake-up calls.

 

[momandseandodisney]

when staying at Ploy a few years ago, the guests in front of us t the desk were complaining that they could not see the OCEAN from there "water view" room!

 

[quiltymom]

All the people raving on and on about how horrible "Beverly" is at Club Cool.

I liked Beverly. As a matter of fact, so did DH. Oh well...

 

[Buzz Litebeer]

I liked Beverly. As a matter of fact, so did DH. Oh well...

Some people forget that the Coca-Cola Company continues to produce Beverly because it's very popular in Italy...

Ok, today we had another Weird Complaint. A guest was very upset (as in, "I'm going to Guest Relations!") because she had won a Dream Fastpass and some of the attractions were temporarily closed due to "technical issues", and she couldn't use the Dream Fastpass whenever she wanted. Can't please everyone, I suppose...

 

[doconeill]

My wife ran into a similar parent one time while using the restroom. She heard a mother YELL LOUDLY at her kid because she had to go poop. The mother said "Your father and I are spending thousand's of dollars on this trip and we have to take time to let you go poop. From now on you better make sure that you go at the hotel because we are not going to miss out on the rides so you can poop whenever you want!"

We felt so sorry for the little girl!

Hey Disney, we know you're listening...

You should have a special group of CMs whose job it is to rescue such children from their idiotic parents, who get banished out of the park, and take the children around to do what they want.

Between this and the incident at Mission: Space, I'm totally POed now...DW has permission to shoot me if I ever did something like this.

 

[MNRMommy]

My DM is a seater at Artist Point. She cracks us up with all the stories of people who come in with ADR's and say to her. Can you please make sure that we are not seated near any children? DOn't they know they are at WDW and most of the people there are children

That happened to my DH and I a few years ago. We were checking in for our ADR's at Le Cellier when the guy in front of us asked if he could have a table away from any children. DH and I still laugh about that one.

 

[eemmie1]

Hardy har har. Reminds me of the two women who pushed ahead of everyone waiting in line for Soarin', as they yelled "Out of the way! Senior Citizens here!"

Disney ought to charge us extra for letting us witness people like that. Makes for a good laugh methinks.

I would have said not for long if you keep that up.

 

[quiltymom]

I'll have to have my best listening ears on when we go -- I usually am having too much fun with my family to pay attention to others!

 

[doconeill]

I'm starting to think that this could be a whole new reality show...Disney's Stupidest Guests, only on ABC!

I'd watch it. I wish I was witness to some of these...

 

[JitterBugBrooke]

A few good ones:

Last July 4th: "The crowds are just insane! We'll come back at Christmas when there won't be anyone here!"

Then there was the guest who demanded to know where the MK exit was. After giving the guest directions, he said, "No, I know the entire park is on a giant turntable. I want to know where the exit is right now." No matter what we told him, he insisted he knew the "truth" and couldn't understand why we were "lying" to him. A manager was called, who also tried (unsuccessfully) to convince the guest that the park was not on a turntable. Finally, the manager threw up his hands and said "You know what, sir? You caught us. You're right, the park really *is* on a giant turntable. Right now, the exit is at the end of Main Street, USA. If you hurry you can make it before it moves."

My all-time favorite story involved a female guest who stormed into the Grand Floridian one night and, pointing at Seven Seas lagoon, demanded to know why Disney had chosen to flood the parking lot (!), and how would they be reimbursing her for her car?

 

[luvthemouse71]

Hey Disney, we know you're listening...

You should have a special group of CMs whose job it is to rescue such children from their idiotic parents, who get banished out of the park, and take the children around to do what they want.

Between this and the incident at Mission: Space, I'm totally POed now...DW has permission to shoot me if I ever did something like this.

I like the CM rescue idea...Regarding the Anti-Poop parents, it would have served them right if the kid went right in her pants, or, even better, waited until she was sitting on one of their laps! Scary to realize that some people can be so ignorant.

 

[mskay]

We were riding back from one of the parks. This girl tapped me on the shoulder and told my pony tail was bouncing in her face. I thought big deal, the bus is crowded, we were standing, but I did try to keep my head still. She tapped me again and said, it's still bouncing in my face. I didn't mean to be rude, but what did she expect me to do. I told her to turn her face the other way.

I just laughed out loud so hard. That is just ridiculous! I keep laughing right now as I'm typing. What in the world did she want you to do? At least you had some response. I would have been so dumbfounded I would have just stood there speechless!

 

[ktulu]

We were riding back from one of the parks. This girl tapped me on the shoulder and told my pony tail was bouncing in her face. I thought big deal, the bus is crowded, we were standing, but I did try to keep my head still. She tapped me again and said, it's still bouncing in my face. I didn't mean to be rude, but what did she expect me to do. I told her to turn her face the other way.

You should have waited a couple of minutes and then turned and told her that her face was in your pony tail.

Me, I would have said "Yeah, that's probably the least of your worries, I've been farting since you got on the bus..."

 

[SelfEmployedDebtFree]

My single favorite is still when people who are SWIMMING in the POOL, filled with WATER "rush out" when it starts raining. I could understand if it were thundering, or the sky turned all stormy, but just a simple quick shower in the clear sky??? Hurry away!!! You might get WET!!!

I never cease to be amazed how some people react about a little water. Your at Disney. You're *probably* going to ride WET RIDES, your going to sit on wet seats, your going to walk through misters, walk by fountains, and heat is unbearable. Your going to SWEAT, and sweat is MOISTURE!!! Whats the big deal? I'd rather have the overspray from a child's spraymister or splash from a pool or drizzle than sweat.

 

[QuirkyButterfly]

Then there was the guest who demanded to know where the MK exit was. After giving the guest directions, he said, "No, I know the entire park is on a giant turntable. I want to know where the exit is right now." No matter what we told him, he insisted he knew the "truth" and couldn't understand why we were "lying" to him. A manager was called, who also tried (unsuccessfully) to convince the guest that the park was not on a turntable. Finally, the manager threw up his hands and said "You know what, sir? You caught us. You're right, the park really *is* on a giant turntable. Right now, the exit is at the end of Main Street, USA. If you hurry you can make it before it moves."

This is brilliant, I can't help but thinking how great it would be if this was true, I would love a park that constantly moves.

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

Once while I was at Animal Kingdom hanging out watching the gorillas, I heard a girl about 12 years old pass by and whine "What are we going to DO all day?"

Poor kid, stuck at Disney World, no wonder you're bored with nothing to do!

 

[tiggerlady]

A few years ago some friends were there from the Uk. When they came back they told us how pathetic the Indy show was and that they had walked out.
Why we said (knowing how great a show it is ).
They told us about how the cast gets then to "ooohhh" and "aahh" at the beginning (just awarm up) and how stupid and childish it was so on the fathers demands up they got and walked out.
We then showed them our video of the show, they then agreed how silly they had been and what a fantastic show they had missed.