What are some good questions to ask Crush at Turtle talk??

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  1. glitzybabes

    glitzybabes I miss VMK!!!

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    I was just wondering what some good questions would beto ask crush at Turtle talk at Epcot?

    Last time my daughter asked him what do sea turtles eat?
     
  2. shazen

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    Last time we were there a little girl (maybe 3) asked in a very serious tone "Do turtles know how to swim?". :lmao: Crush's reaction was hilarious.
     
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  4. glitzybabes

    glitzybabes I miss VMK!!!

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    VERY FUNNY>>>>
     
  5. fenfur

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    One of my favorites is a two parter, a)ask him how many kids he has and b) what their names are. Makes me laugh both times I'm heard it.
     
  6. WhateverLolaWants

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    A former roommate of mine works there, and I believe the question of "Do sea turtles fart?" always gets the crowd roaring. Also, stay away from obvious questions such as "What do you eat?" I have had the opportunity to meet a "Crush" and you would not believe how quick on their feet they are, there is not a question they are unprepared for.
     
  7. 2infinityandbeyond

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    The best reaction I've seen was when a kid asked Crush if he liked sushi.
     
  8. MissyDVC

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    My DD just last week asked him when his birthday was and he seemed to think that was a sweet question:thumbsup2
     
  9. Poohbug

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    Ask Crush how many kids he has and where he stays when in WDW. I thought a family of five was work.:rotfl:
     
  10. Lucky'sMom

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    My DD asked him if he was married (since he does have Squirt, after all). Cute answer and he also asked her if she was married and why not... :)
     
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    ask it turtle wax is made from real turtles.
     
  12. smatterchu

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    I LOVE these!! I've never 'talked' to Crush, but this will help because I know I would totally draw a blank. :eek:

    These are great! I love Crush!! :cloud9:
     
  13. Sleeping Becca

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    Do turtles taste like chicken?

    Crush says....I don't know what does chicken taste like.
     
  14. JessicaFaye508

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    Well this isn't really a question, but when he brings out the bikini top to ask you what it is, shout out "IT'S A BRA!" He'll give you a funny answer.
     
  15. mmmears

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    One time we were there, an adult asked him if there is a "Mrs. Crush." When Crush said "yes" he was then asked "Is she hot?" Not so great for the kiddies, but oh my, Crush's reaction was hysterical!:)
     
  16. Alztybrn

    Alztybrn Was there life before TIVO?

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    The last time we were there a child asked him what his last name was...he was stumped for a little bit....
     
  17. gelebean

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    When we went a child asked him if he could breath underwater or how long can a turtle stay under water? It was something to that effect. That had a funny reaction. :thumbsup2
     

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