whosgotthecandy
Earning My Ears
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On Wednesday 10/20 the brother in law and I will once again set out to circle the world of Epcot 12 ozs at a time. We've timed it to colide with the F&W festival and are looking for advanced Beer Scouts to help us plan our attack. Please post your suggestions, etc here.
Rest assured that as in past years there will be a map on the hotel wall with various colored pins indicating possible bathroom breaks, the position of the sun and various British tour groups, and most importantly tactical diversions should we be set upon by the Mouse Police (Like "I'd love to escort you to the security office but it's my fast pass time for the 360 China movie" or "Oh my God, I just found an extra $20 in my shoe, where can I buy a tee shirt?") Post your tactical diversions here.
In a moment of weakness our spouses were invited. We'll be taking bets on how far they make it before our antics alienate them. My money is going on or about Norway, due either to our screams on the Viking boat ride, or the stuttered giggling we do in front of the hot Norway babes in the bakery. Post your bets here.
So if you see two 40 year old stunted adolescent frat boys in matching shirts followed by two lovely but really pissed looking women, won't you please say HI! You of course realize you do so at your own peril and that it will cost you at least one beer and maybe one of them tasty beaver tails from the Great White North.
Please try not to bunch up, but spread yourselves around. If someone could stand directly by the frozen margarittas in Mexico, that would be the bees knees.
In case you think I'm kidding, here last years post that was used against us in several law suits. Luckily most were thrown out of court due to mental incompetence. Joe
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Inebrenations Completed
Well Gentle Reader, We did it!
During a brief break in the action the brother in law Bob and I made the grand circle around Epcot, carefully documenting our excursion. Photographs were taken at each stop, random strangers were invited to join us in said documentation.
We would like to thank Polish lady, Orange shirt guy, the hot Norway Babes, the hot Mexican babe, Flowered Shirt guy, the people in Ireland that got so flustered they forgot to charge us, along with others we'll not remember until the film is developed.
Other highlites (for us)
Ticking off the crowd at the 3 Dog Night show. Apparently "Taking Care of Business" is a BTO song. Sorry guys.
The fact that our wives provided matching Red Disney Hawaiian Shirts and then that guest naturally assumed we were cast members. They asked us questions, most got answers, not all were amussed. (How do I get to Independance Hall? Practice, practice, practice!)
When asked by cast members about our shirts I was always quick to point out that Bob was the "girl" in our relationship.
The hot Norway babes giving me a larger beer than Bob. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
Taking the Norway ride, skipping the film. I mean c'mon, who do they think they are, Iceland?
Iwas pointing out to Bob in S. Africa the Earnest Hemingway used to drink a lot of Tusker beer and then go shoot elephants. A cast member rightly spoke up and said, "We don't reccomend that here sir."
Meeting Phil Donahue at Jelly Roles after our tour. I swear it was him really. I think we took a photo with him. His group seemed to enjoy it more than he did.
We also honestly enjoyed the fact that we saw several other on their own Inebrenations tour, but as none had matching shirts, they were not invited to join us.
Here is what was on our menu (yes I felt poorly the next day, probably the big pretzel);
MEXICO
Wine and Beer: Dos Equis Lager
IRELAND
Wine and Beer: Guinness Stout
SCANDINAVIA
Tasting: Cold Poached Salmon
Wine and Beer: Carlsberg
NORWAY
Wine and Beer : Rignes
CHINA
Wine and Beer: Tsingtsao
POLAND
Wine and Beer: Okocim OK
SOUTH AFRICA
Wine and Beer: Tusker Beer
AUSTRALIA
Tasting: Shirmp on the Barbie, Australian Tenderloin with BBQ sauce
OCTOBERFEST
Wine and Beer: Lowenbrau
GERMANY
Tasting: The Giant Pretzel
Wine and Beer: Becks
ITALY
Tasting: Cannoli
Wine and Beer: Moretti
SPECIALTY BEER GARDEN
Red Stripe
UNITED STATES
Tasting: Crab Cake
JAPAN
Tasting: Tuna Tataki
Wine and Beer: Kirin Ichiban Draft
MOROCCO and MEDITERRANEAN
Tasting:, Kafta Shish Kabob
Wine and Beer: Casablanca
FRANCE
Wine and Beer: Amand French Country Ale
BRITAIN
Wine and Beer: Boddingtons
GREAT BEERS OF THE WORLD -
Wine and Beer: Carlsberg
CANADA
Tasting: Pan seared Salmon with honey maple glaze
Wine and Beer: Labatt Blue
COLORFUL EATING
Wine and Beer: Stella Artois
Rest assured that as in past years there will be a map on the hotel wall with various colored pins indicating possible bathroom breaks, the position of the sun and various British tour groups, and most importantly tactical diversions should we be set upon by the Mouse Police (Like "I'd love to escort you to the security office but it's my fast pass time for the 360 China movie" or "Oh my God, I just found an extra $20 in my shoe, where can I buy a tee shirt?") Post your tactical diversions here.
In a moment of weakness our spouses were invited. We'll be taking bets on how far they make it before our antics alienate them. My money is going on or about Norway, due either to our screams on the Viking boat ride, or the stuttered giggling we do in front of the hot Norway babes in the bakery. Post your bets here.
So if you see two 40 year old stunted adolescent frat boys in matching shirts followed by two lovely but really pissed looking women, won't you please say HI! You of course realize you do so at your own peril and that it will cost you at least one beer and maybe one of them tasty beaver tails from the Great White North.
Please try not to bunch up, but spread yourselves around. If someone could stand directly by the frozen margarittas in Mexico, that would be the bees knees.
In case you think I'm kidding, here last years post that was used against us in several law suits. Luckily most were thrown out of court due to mental incompetence. Joe
***********************
Inebrenations Completed
Well Gentle Reader, We did it!
During a brief break in the action the brother in law Bob and I made the grand circle around Epcot, carefully documenting our excursion. Photographs were taken at each stop, random strangers were invited to join us in said documentation.
We would like to thank Polish lady, Orange shirt guy, the hot Norway Babes, the hot Mexican babe, Flowered Shirt guy, the people in Ireland that got so flustered they forgot to charge us, along with others we'll not remember until the film is developed.
Other highlites (for us)
Ticking off the crowd at the 3 Dog Night show. Apparently "Taking Care of Business" is a BTO song. Sorry guys.
The fact that our wives provided matching Red Disney Hawaiian Shirts and then that guest naturally assumed we were cast members. They asked us questions, most got answers, not all were amussed. (How do I get to Independance Hall? Practice, practice, practice!)
When asked by cast members about our shirts I was always quick to point out that Bob was the "girl" in our relationship.
The hot Norway babes giving me a larger beer than Bob. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
Taking the Norway ride, skipping the film. I mean c'mon, who do they think they are, Iceland?
Iwas pointing out to Bob in S. Africa the Earnest Hemingway used to drink a lot of Tusker beer and then go shoot elephants. A cast member rightly spoke up and said, "We don't reccomend that here sir."
Meeting Phil Donahue at Jelly Roles after our tour. I swear it was him really. I think we took a photo with him. His group seemed to enjoy it more than he did.
We also honestly enjoyed the fact that we saw several other on their own Inebrenations tour, but as none had matching shirts, they were not invited to join us.
Here is what was on our menu (yes I felt poorly the next day, probably the big pretzel);
MEXICO
Wine and Beer: Dos Equis Lager
IRELAND
Wine and Beer: Guinness Stout
SCANDINAVIA
Tasting: Cold Poached Salmon
Wine and Beer: Carlsberg
NORWAY
Wine and Beer : Rignes
CHINA
Wine and Beer: Tsingtsao
POLAND
Wine and Beer: Okocim OK
SOUTH AFRICA
Wine and Beer: Tusker Beer
AUSTRALIA
Tasting: Shirmp on the Barbie, Australian Tenderloin with BBQ sauce
OCTOBERFEST
Wine and Beer: Lowenbrau
GERMANY
Tasting: The Giant Pretzel
Wine and Beer: Becks
ITALY
Tasting: Cannoli
Wine and Beer: Moretti
SPECIALTY BEER GARDEN
Red Stripe
UNITED STATES
Tasting: Crab Cake
JAPAN
Tasting: Tuna Tataki
Wine and Beer: Kirin Ichiban Draft
MOROCCO and MEDITERRANEAN
Tasting:, Kafta Shish Kabob
Wine and Beer: Casablanca
FRANCE
Wine and Beer: Amand French Country Ale
BRITAIN
Wine and Beer: Boddingtons
GREAT BEERS OF THE WORLD -
Wine and Beer: Carlsberg
CANADA
Tasting: Pan seared Salmon with honey maple glaze
Wine and Beer: Labatt Blue
COLORFUL EATING
Wine and Beer: Stella Artois
