Well, I'm really offended by all the TALL people at wdw

[Serena]

What is up with that? They're everywhere. They can't see us short people and tripping over us should not be allowed. They sit in front of you, blocking your view and over all just getting in the way.
I hate that they are always looking down on you, no matter what you do.
Oh and bad hair days, they always notice first.
Oh and what comes with being tall, they always have looong arms. I mean you go to reach for something and they can get it much faster and all you can do is stomp on their feet.
And those long legs. They should just not be allowed. When they're sitting down their legs stretch out forever and you have to try to avoid them, or end up sitting on their laps. I mean come on, what's a girl to do?

Tall people should not be allowed at wdw, anyone agree?

 

[chell]

You know, they always do seem to get in my way when I'm trying to watch a parade or find something.

 

[Dan Murphy]

 

[Jillpie]

Oh, then you definitely would not enjoy my husbands company. He would tower over you at 6'3 and see your bad hair day.

Silly, silly posts this week, ha?

 

[geffric]

well not everyone can be 5'3"..

 

[SugarBear]

They always block my view of the parades. My DH is tall and he always is the first to mention that I need to dye my hair because he can see grey.

 

[disneygals]

What's really bad is when the tall people put the short people on their shoulders. It's ruined many a trip for me.

 

[julie_yet]

*sniff* It's not my fault I'm tall.

Actually now that I think about it I do remember my 6'4" brother carrying my nephew on his shoulders that one time. But you know if you had your own tall person to carry you on their shoulders you wouldn't jump at the chance.

 

[holycow]

Ha Ha! I was thinking the same thing about skinny people!


HC

 

[Serena]

LOL, maybe that'll be the plan. Let's all sit on the tall people's shoulders.



And then they wouldn't be tall anymore. < insert evil laugh here >

 

[Cruisin]

Oh, what the heck......let's just ban everybody from WDW except for all of the "perfect" people


Oh, wait...then I wouldn't get to go either.....maybe that is not such a good idea

 

[chell]

Originally posted by Serena
LOL, maybe that'll be the plan. Let's all sit on the tall people's shoulders.



And then they wouldn't be tall anymore. < insert evil laugh here >

Sounds like a great plan to me.

 

[nativetxn]

I confess, my husband is tall. So, I leave him and travel to WDW solo. It's less embarrassing that way

(Lauri, you made me giggle, today)

 

[zakatak]

Well, my dh beats y'all so far... 6' 6.5"! Combine that with me at 5' 4" and we make a silly couple... even with the other three short people in our family, heck, one's just 40 inches, another 44 inches and one is getting taller at 54 inches! That's just crazy!

Yeah, and don't forget the longer the legs, the more steps we have to walk to keep up with them! That's NOT fair! We walk TWICE as far as them in a single day at Disney! And they wonder why we are tired...

What about the tall people with *gasp* glasses? *shudders*

 

[Virgo10]

Oh yeah? Well take this!!!

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here



Roberta

 

[luv2nascar]

crap I thought only my fatness offended people now its my silliness and my height
Dang
We are tall people & proud of it
pretty soon there will be signs out front of the parks NO FAT PEOPLE NO TALL PEOPLE NO SILLY PEOPLE
oh I forgot nothing to worry about Eisner is greedy and will not turn a buck down

 

[Disney Doll]

My DH and I are in diore starits here. He's tall and I'm fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We won't be able to go anywhere

 

[peg2001]

Maybe we could institute "Short Days" at WDW where only those under 5'5" could enter. I'd make it with a couple inches of clearance.

Peggy

 

[legs22]

I LOVE being tall. I can see over other people to view parades, etc. at WDW.

 

[Kitty 34]

Laurie, you probably were in line with my son when he was last at WDW!! He was 6'4 at the time in line for Splash singing "It's a Small World" over and over 'til we were all ready to kill him!!!