*picture a tired, sorry looking, sack dragging her backside(with 2 hands of course

) to the computer...finally ending her day! oh wait it's not over...there is still Jarrod's open house to attend in about an hour. I'm tired, my head hurts and all I really want to do is go to bed!
I have read....Alan has bunny slippers for me (I would love to be wearing those right now along with my sweatpants and a t-****) and is the only idiot to not be ignored and is currently awaiting cookies from Sherry. Who by the way had a successful school day with her being the only one crying. Good job mom you made it!! Oh and I'll take some cookies also please!! Kimmar is posting pics somewhere of her dh being stuck on the hood of her car to hold luggage (why am I picturing NL Vacation and the dead grandma?

). Kimmar also prefers her chocolate chip cookies chewy and hasn't complained about school so I'm thinking the turkey hasn't gone back to work yet! Elaine apparently forgot what day it was and that she was going out of town and now has to run around and get everything she needs for the trip (Jersey apparently doesn't sell anything she may have forgotten!!!

) Suzanne has found that she screwed up as a mother and it's her fault her children are different....can't wait to find out how badly my children are scrwed up because I bet they are way worse than hers!! Suzanne is also a turn on in a boy scout uniform as long as it matches her handbag and thinks she is only on a committee because what they don't tell you until you get there the first time that you are now the den master! may the force be with you!!!!! Beth has to watch where she puts her toes so as not to disconnect her internet and then have to complain to her hubby about who iin turn has to walk her through it. From there she goes and counts money and then goes and plays with stickers and scissors and other like minded loons who feel the need to take perfectly good pictures and turn them into works of art. Karen has decided that she likes owning a home even thos she will have no money to do anything fun with it. Guess she will have to stay home and dis with us poor folks who don't have lives.
Pam is out hunting large game and will be back just as soon as all her kills are safely skinned, tanned, and the meat cured. She will then hunt down the road kill for her cafe and can her some skunk stew, squirral succotash, and rabbit pie.
I heard that Paula got into a fight with her computer and wrestled it to the ground. Unfortunately the computer won and she is currently tied up by it and is trying to figure out a way to break loose from it! May the force be with her.
Nancy has gotten over the whole painting and redecorating bug and has decided to tear down the house and rebuild it. She did however leave that great scrapping room so she could scrap her adventures. I also believe that Nancy has started a home building exchange and is awaiting the arrival of the perfect kitchen set.
Okay, i'm gonna go get ready for this open house!
Oh, my open house....got one kid who just came out of a residential program for severe behaviors, one who is ADHD/ODD/BIPOLAR and has been violent in the past, then there was the one who was adorable but he felt the need to comment on everything I said while I was speaking. We did have a couple of girls and I didn't notice that any were nose pickers like the one was last year. My room is dressed but I have no lesson plans, I haven't figured out lockers, I don't have text books, and generally plan to be at school until 7 or 8 tomorrow night and then work on the 10...count them 10...IEPs that I have to modify or write between now and Monday Sept. 18th!
gotta run and go do the fun stuff!!
hugs to all!1
tara