The Departure:
Finally all the bags are packed, the kid is in the car seat, the dvd player and monitor are hung with care, and I can finally plop my fat **** into the car. As we pull out and head to Jarrods dads house mom and a I begin reviewing our packing. We agreed on a few things
shirts, pants, unmentionables, nighties, bathing suits
.uh, did she mention a bathing suit? To which she replies, well, duh! You told me it had a swimming pool. Oh crap forgot the swim suit. Double crap forgot to buy swim diapers for the kid. Crap on a cracker, Jar doesnt have a suit either. Okay, so we will go back after we get Jarrod and pick up the swimsuits. An indoor heated pool does sound quite nice!
We then returned to our review of what we brought
shampoo...check, toothpaste
check, toothbrush
oops. Mom did you get my toothbrush. Uh, dork youre 35 years old I thought you could handle that yourself! Crapola
got get me and the kids toothbrushes. Overall I think weve done a great job packing!! (famous last words!!
)
We arrived at Jays house and Jarrod was very excited to show us this small pad of paper that Jay had given him. To which my mom answers, Look what surprise your mommy has for you! He climbs into the back seat and sees a small cooler. He gets excited
drinks for him? Then he looks up and sees the DVD player staring at him! Viola!! He forgets all about the measly pad of paper given to him by his father and goes straight for the DVD player (and the cooler which contains 6 more DVDs!!!) I was rewarded with hugs, kisses, and thank yous!! (I know now every kid in America is going to want one because I gave one to MY kid!! Lol! )
Jay proceeds to tell me everything he has packed for Jarrod (much like Ive done but not nearly as exciting
). He has included his bathing suit and sun screen (what did he think I was too stupid to bring sunscreen??
whew!!) He then wants to tell me in detail how one of the rest stops wasnt working the other day because of a toilet issue
did he really need to go THERE? Finally we escaped him and made our way BACK to our house to pick up what we forgot
or so we thought.
Of course the neighbors were not the least bit surprised to see us come back home not 15 minutes after we had left, as this is a common occurrence! Heck even if I go to the grocery store I have to go back and get something at home
usually money. Oh, did I mention that we did not stop by the money spitter to get any cash? No? then pay attention that might be a recurring theme in this here tale!
At 3:30 eastern daylight savings time we entered the highway for a trek to the mountains. Nothing could go wrong!!