Weekend motivation/inspiration or in other words ....con't

[Jiminy102]

I got this in an e-mail!!!! Thought you may enjoy!!!

signs signs everywhere are signs...

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND
STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE
IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO
GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR (THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

 

[catherine]

DH and I are LOL, too funny!!!

 

[NancyK]

Thanks for the early morning laugh!

 

[rasnlms]

Thanks for the chuckle!

 

[nativetxn]

Hee, hee, hee. Thanks Holly

 

[sadeeyore]

Thanks LOL

 

[mowsie dreamer]

LOL, Holly!! These were so funny!!

Yesterday at DD's band competition, a kid was passing out flyers for a FLEE MARKET

 

[wovenwonder]

Very cute Holly --- thanks for sharing!