Allison, Kory sounds just like my boyfriend (soon to be fiance!) I am DYING reading this.... Martin has been to Disney before and he likes it but he is also a beer man and I know that will be one of his top vacation goals... hahaha... The part about no beer in the MK is so true... I am afraid he is going to make me leave early so he can go get a beer somewhere!!!! And I am already warning him about the designated smoking areas because I just know he is going to be the jerk that walks around with a cigarette all over the park.
You are a hilarious writer and you should consider making your own WDW travel guide about how to turn your significant other into a Disney lover!!!