Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

If anyone deserves a pink crackberry Kellie it's you.

I have a pink phone. I love it but, people do make fun of me for it.

My sister hired a lady to paint the inside of her house for her. She had primer on her walls and they were bad. She said it was the best money that she ever spent.

My husband is a good painter. He is really tall and has long arms so he is really fast at it.
 
My husband is a good painter. He is really tall and has long arms so he is really fast at it.

Can I book him for a week in, say...June? He can pick the week, of course. Room and board included, you get a break from him(sorry, I'm not inviting the kiddos) AND that's a week of no nookie pestering for you as well, plus I get the inside of my house painted. :artist:

Sounds like Win-Win for both of us, Dorky! :scratchin
 
Can I book him for a week in, say...June? He can pick the week, of course. Room and board included, you get a break from him(sorry, I'm not inviting the kiddos) AND that's a week of no nookie pestering for you as well, plus I get the inside of my house painted. :artist:

Sounds like Win-Win for both of us, Dorky! :scratchin

You are not inviting the kids to your house? What?!!! You know how good your parenting skills would look to your husband if he met my kids? LOL! He would be so thankful for you that he might even scoop the driveway.

In case you didn't know it we got a new president yesterday. There is nothing on The CB. I was so surprised to see that no one here has an opinion.:rotfl2:
 

Puh-lease! If it doesn't say "loser" in the title, then it's not worth my time...;)

Can't we all just get along? :confused3

No? We can't? :rolleyes2

Oh...:faint:
 
What? The Warden isn't man enough for you to have a pink Crackberry? He needs to man up, grow a pair and get over it. You have EARNED a pink crackberry. Tell him it's that or the puppy. We all know how he feels about THAT, don't we...::yes::

I showed Warden this and he want to know if you are Tinks sister. She is always telling him things like this:rotfl2: :rotfl2:
If anyone deserves a pink crackberry Kellie it's you.

I have a pink phone. I love it but, people do make fun of me for it.

My sister hired a lady to paint the inside of her house for her. She had primer on her walls and they were bad. She said it was the best money that she ever spent.

My husband is a good painter. He is really tall and has long arms so he is really fast at it.

He thinks that I will hate having it after a little while. So he says
 
I showed Warden this and he want to know if you are Tinks sister. She is always telling him things like this:rotfl2: :rotfl2:


He thinks that I will hate having it after a little while. So he says


Hey he was the one who agreed to do whatever I told him to do if I added " I say so" to it :lmao:


Oh yeah, I have a purple phone and still like it.
 
I showed Warden this and he want to know if you are Tinks sister. She is always telling him things like this:rotfl2: :rotfl2:


He thinks that I will hate having it after a little while. So he says

He does realize that this is a phone, right? The average life on those suckers is about three years, so it's not like it's a lifelong commitment (unlike HIM *ahem*). If you don't like it, get a different color next time...:angel:
 
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I *heart* Elmo...DD thinks Sesame Street is for babies, though. :sad1: Abby Cadaby is pretty darn cute, too! pixiedust:
 
My Crackberry is pink...I love it.
 
Do I have to throw out my "cause I said so" to Warden again
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PINK
 
OK....I have a saying for today....everyone repeat it with me (so that maybe it wil work):crazy2:

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
 
Will this one work better?

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off!




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