Wanted: New wife, must like Dole whips

[Fish Almighty]

Wanted: New wife, must like Dole whips.

Please send your Disney likes/dislikes and photos (with Dole whip, if possible) to me at fish_almighty at yahoo.com.

Here's my rant.

Just got back from 7 days at WDW. My wife has been talking up the Dole whips ever since she found out about them on this board months ago. I've been counting the days till I could use my snack credits to devour these things.

We visited the Magic Kingdom on four separate occasions. I ended up with a grand total of NO Dole whips. Excuses included "It's too far" to "I really don't want one right now." And on our final day after my constant griping, she says, "OK, OK, OK. I'll go get you a &*$&$!* Dole whip." So she goes and gets one. And it is not a regular Dole whip, but some Dole whip concoction with extra pineapple juice.



Anyone know where I can download divorce papers online?

 

[LuluLovesDisney]

Hey now.
There's too many divorce threads right now so you should probably try to work it out - tough as it might be

Why didn't you just go get one for yourself? When we go to WDW, if we want to do a ride, show, or grab a snack or check out a store, we just tell each other and go do it.

 

[Mouse511]

Okay, I'm definitely getting a dole whip in December! DH and I saw a bunch of people with them during our last vacation, but had no idea what they were. Well, thanks to the DIS members, I will try one on our upcoming trip.

 

[mamax2]

I accept the position.LOL. The same thing happened with me on my honeymoon, only with turkey legs. I ended up leaving the world without ever having tried one So sad.

 

[UtahMama]

I am NOT applying for the position....But you got a Dole Whip Float. You got a teaser version of what you are entitled to and fully deserve!
NOT the full amount of yummines per cup. What a jip!

SO! Looks like you have an excuse to start planning next time!!!!!!

Since I'm sure you'd dislike my meandering style and need to look at every tiny detail, I am NOT the woman for you or sadly anyone. Just ask Goofy4UM! He'll tell you. I'll be your mediator though..... GO your seperate ways in the park!

I would go stark raving CRAZY if I had to ride BUZZ 20 times in a row to max out the score! (Whatever!) There's hidden Mickeys to find and funnel cakes to enjoy and savor!

Next time listen to me and GO away from each other and have FUN!

 

[PrincessAlways]

That does it! Upcoming trip I have got to try a Dole Whip!!!

 

[manda40475]

Well now I have to know...what exactly is a Dole Whip???

 

[UtahMama]

Well now I have to know...what exactly is a Dole Whip???

It's only sold in frontierland (I think) and it's a soft serve pineapple smooth as silk ice cream!!!!! The "float" is that ice cream plus pineapple juice. I prefer just the ice cream. YOU have to try one next trip!!!!(I mean everyone)

 

[Fish Almighty]

Thanks for the advice so far.

Planning my next trip now, hopefully for the week after New Years.

I'm definitely going to make it to the Dole whip stand and order my own, whether I have someone to share it with or not.

 

[chip n dale fans]

dole whip is one of my favourite things about magic kingdom!

 

[JCTigger]

they are sold in adventureland towards the entrance of the land if coming down from main street into the "hub" in front of the castle... (if those directions made any sense at all to anyone hehe) they are really good i totally forgot about them my last trip a few years ago but I plan on making that up this trip with my snack credits!

 

[MousekaMaddi]

also try the raspberry swirl located next to the Tea Cup ride, sililiarly in yumminess!!

 

[JPN4265]

Wanted: New wife, must like Dole whips.

Please send your Disney likes/dislikes and photos (with Dole whip, if possible) to me at fish_almighty at yahoo.com.

Here's my rant.

Just got back from 7 days at WDW. My wife has been talking up the Dole whips ever since she found out about them on this board months ago. I've been counting the days till I could use my snack credits to devour these things.

We visited the Magic Kingdom on four separate occasions. I ended up with a grand total of NO Dole whips. Excuses included "It's too far" to "I really don't want one right now." And on our final day after my constant griping, she says, "OK, OK, OK. I'll go get you a &*$&$!* Dole whip." So she goes and gets one. And it is not a regular Dole whip, but some Dole whip concoction with extra pineapple juice.



Anyone know where I can download divorce papers online?

Justification for a divorce, I think so!

 

[pixie dust 112]

This is intolerable behavior on you wife's part. I am a lawyer and think you have a good case. Sorry tho on the wife search thing. I am very happily married to DH of 22 years....and as you can see by my tag, should anything go wrong in my marriage, Anderson Cooper's got dibs!

 

[Boncho]

Remember these words for your next trip to Disney World - I am going to go get a Dole Whip, would you like to come? If your wife says no , then ask her - where and when would you like me to meet you? She can't complain because she was invited to come and you get your Dole Whip. Good luck!!

 

[Fish Almighty]

This is intolerable behavior on you wife's part. I am a lawyer and think you have a good case. Sorry tho on the wife search thing. I am very happily married to DH of 22 years....and as you can see by my tag, should anything go wrong in my marriage, Anderson Cooper's got dibs!

Dang. And the green hair was so interesting.

Thanks for the advice though. I may retain your services after our next trip.

 

[mom2cookies]

Well at least you got something! My DH and i were both looking for them and looking forward to them... could we find them? NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!! So any explicit directions with a map and all the locations very well marked would be so much appreciated as we are going back this December taking his 80 yr old mom for her first ever trip. And as much as i love her,.... i'm sure to need SOMETHING and i don't drink alcohol . I know what they are basically... so i just need the directions. lol thanks... will be looking in my PM daily with high hopes.

PS.... To the original poster.... get your own next time....lol and let her know just how good it is.

 

[sandymandr]

ok, sorry I know I have seen this a hundred times, but still can't figure out the answer and the search engine is not pulling anything up for me ......are dolewhips lactose free??? I really want to try one after reading all the hype, but don't really want the tummy ache to go with it waiting in anticipation

 

[Fish Almighty]

Well at least you got something! My DH and i were both looking for them and looking forward to them... could we find them? NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!! So any explicit directions with a map and all the locations very well marked would be so much appreciated as we are going back this December taking his 80 yr old mom for her first ever trip. And as much as i love her,.... i'm sure to need SOMETHING and i don't drink alcohol . I know what they are basically... so i just need the directions. lol thanks... will be looking in my PM daily with high hopes.

PS.... To the original poster.... get your own next time....lol and let her know just how good it is.

Here's a map... look for the green letter "G" in the upper left. That is Aloha Isle, home of the elusive Dole whips.

 

[mom2cookies]

lol ok... now is that near the entrance to the jungle cruise or the swiss family treehouse?

btw... thanks i will save your map and print it in december.