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I found these to be pretty comical. I hope they give you a laugh, too.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

For sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Used cars. Why go elsewhere to be cheated.? Come here first

Modular sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

Wanted: Hair-cutters. Excellent growth potential

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced in yard, meals and smacks included

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

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How did I know you'd picj-up on that one?:rolleyes:
 
For sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.




Uh, no, thank you.

These are hilarious, Kathy!!
 



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