Unnoficial weekend riddle chain!!

[ConcKahuna]

I'm bored, so let's do a riddle chain! One person asks a riddle, others post their guesses until someone gets it right. After that, someone else posts a new riddle.

And of course off-topic conversation and chatter is welcome and encouraged!!


Here's the first riddle:

Little miss Etticote
Wears a white petticoat
Shorter and shorter she grows;
And yet, stranger still
Her warmth you can chill
By nipping her little red nose.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Is it Tiny Tim?

I don't understand yours but I'd like to see a riddle with TT as the answer.

What a way to kick off a sat!

 

[ConcKahuna]

Not Tiny Tim. I'll have to see if I can find a riddle for him..

 

[L107ANGEL]

Is it Tiny Tim?

I don't understand yours but I'd like to see a riddle with TT as the answer.

What a way to kick off a sat!

David,

 

[ConcKahuna]

David,

Bwahaha. I love evil riddles!!!

Here's a mint, 'cause I'm feeling nice. Little miss Etticote lights up my life.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Bwahaha. I love evil riddles!!!

Hmmm...I don't know if that's a mint.

Is it Hitler? Manson? Estelle Getty?

 

[Tigger By The Tail]

Bwahaha. I love evil riddles!!!

Here's a mint, 'cause I'm feeling nice. Little miss Etticote lights up my life.

Debbie Boone

 

[ConcKahuna]

You guys are thinking too big

 

[L107ANGEL]

is it a candle?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

You guys are thinking too big

Ah yes. The yearly Hervé Villechaize riddle. Hervé, you've been gone too long, my friend.

I think what threw me was I didn't know he was a cross dresser.

 

[L107ANGEL]

am I right

 

[firstmickey]

I think it's a candle too.

(are we supposed to give the answer) what kind of confusion are you trying to start here?

I'd love to start a riddle but I get riddle burnout. Duck...you start one.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I can't commit to a riddle, much like my engagements

 

[ConcKahuna]

it's a candle.

Angels turn to riddle us!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

it's a candle.

Angels turn to riddle us!!

That sounds so wrong

Ok let me go find one!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Angels turn to riddle us!!

Ha ha! That will teach her to get things right!

 

[L107ANGEL]

your just jealous Duck


next riddle
if you have me you want to share me. If you share me, you won't have me. What am I?

 

[ConcKahuna]

your just jealous Duck


next riddle
if you have me you want to share me. If you share me, you won't have me. What am I?

A paycheck?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Well it ain't Soufflé because I don't share that with anyone.

 

[L107ANGEL]

A paycheck?

you like to share your paycheck? keep guessing.