Hang on there a minute Matty old boy, I've just noticed my name being taken in vain in the title of your second photo.
There's just no need for that sort of thing, I've a mind to give you a good cuffing next time we meet.
Hang on though .... me, small, weedy ....... him, tall, muscular.......
I've a mind to give you a good talking to next time we meet.
Kev