Typhoon Lagoon shark swim and Downtown Disneyworld USA!

DixieAmos

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Arrived early at Typhoon Lagoon and found the perfect spot for a princess and her family and of course Cuthbert! Went straight to the wave pool with Cuthbert. A big wave smashed right into him and he disappeared under the water. I laughed heartily until he surfaced. His blasted hair had been dislodged with the force of the wave. What was worse this time is he had remains from the glue stuck to his head. He retrieved his toupee and headed for First Aid. I went to swim with the little sharks. Unfortunately I could not participate. You never know who has had the little mouth pieces in their mouths. I took Dixie to the floating doughnut place because I had enjoyed it so much at Blizzard Beach. I thought I saw a snake and ran off screaming in fear for my safety. Bless the hired help who was kind enough to follow me and return Dixie to the care of her loving family. We stayed here for most of the day. Left when I could no longer bear the persons laughing at my designer swim cap. I thought it suited Cuthbert.

On return to the hotel I went to the hairdressers. Before I left I gathered some hair cuttings and popped them into my bag. When I returned to the room I glued the hair onto my designer swim cap and then presented Cuthbert with his new temporary toupee. We shall purchase him a new one tomorrow. We had hired a babysitter for the evening and when she arrived Cuthbert, Yasmin and myself got a taxi to Downtown Disneyworld. Looked for the person from these boards who works in World of Disney. Did not find her. I thought she might have recognised me. Spent $5000 in here. Realised I had not purchased anything for the children so I quickly chose them a pen. They are fancy shaped like Mickey Mouse. I also got them novelty cups and some sweets.

Went over to Pleasure Ireland. Cuthbert tried in whisky in every bar. I tried everything. I celebrated the new year at midnight which was strange seeing as how it is June but never mind it was fun. Cuthbert was very confused he kept mumbling about not getting a Christmas present. I danced heartily and had a little snog with Cuthbert. Imagine my surprise when I was tapped on the shoulder by Cuthbert. I was snogging a young man called Chuck. Cuthbert told me he was returning to the hotel. I tod him I would return later with Yasmin. Chuck offered to buy me a drink so I asked him for a wedgie. I was shocked to say the least. No wonder the hired help at my Deluxe hotel bar asked me to leave when I ordered one there!!!!!! Chuck is a cowboy from Texas. What a cool job. I gave him my telephone number when we said goodbye.

Returned to hotel at 4am. Cuthbert was still up waiting for us. He got confused with the money and gave the babysitter person a $500 tip. I was going to kill him but Yasmin said I should go to sleep instead. Do not remember what happened next as I passed out.

Tomorrow : Family fun at the Magic Kingdom of happiness and magical moments.

Love always
Veronica
 
:p ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!:p

Veronica why did you spoil your swimming cap? You could have glued the hair straight onto Cuthberts head!

These reports are so funny. I can`t wait for the next installment.
 
Tut tut Veronica;) I didn't realise a woman like you would "snog" anyone!!!Glad you are having a great time,I think the next time you go you should leave Cuthbert at home with the kids and just you and Yasmin go!!!!!LOL
 
Veronica,

I can't wait for the pics of Cuthbert in all of his states of Hirsuitness or otherwise.

Did you ever get your wedgie? - LOL
 

ROTFLOL Veronica!!! Can't wait for you to post your photos!:jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester:
 
Now this is really true! We were a Typhoon Lagoon on the floating doughnuts when a rather LARGE 5 foot black snake slithered by all of us. You should have heard the screaming and I never saw people run in the water so fast!

The nice lifeguards said it was harmless. I didn't stay in to find out!

Thanks for Posting this funny trip report.
 
Once again, too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How much longer is your trip? I sure don't want to miss any reports!!

Vicky, The best I can figure, Yasmin is the nanny.

Kim

:wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
 
I am so enjoying reading your trip reports!! I'm glad "Chuck" straightened you out on the "wedgie" situation... ;)

Poor Cuthbert - if he isn't vomitting, he's looking for his hair... :(

Can't wait for photos!
 
How sweet of you to buy pens for your little darlings, my two always like those too.

Poor Cuthbert, I know a very good hair transplant chap in Harley Street, do let me know if you'd like his details.

Yours in fondness, Astrid
 
Veronica,
Lucky you to get a snog from Chuck....is that why they call it PLEASURE Island !!

Karen xx:rolleyes:
 
ROTFLOL Veronica!!!!!

I would love to see a picture of your desinger bathing cap. I am glad that you got to go to Pleasure Island. Glad you had a good time! I am sure the babysitter did too with that wonderful tip!!

Thanks for posting!
 
Lookin forward to reading the next report Veronica. :)
 
Astrid Cuthbert had a hair transplant but thank you for your offer.

Yasmin is Cuthberts niece NOT the nanny.

Love always
Veronica
 













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