Top 10 W Complaints about "Fahrenheit 9/11" (A joke)

[ThreeCircles]

Top Ten Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit
9/11" (from David Letterman)

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about Dodgeball

 

[minniepumpernickel]

ROFL!!!!!

 

[4cruisin]

Originally posted by ThreeCircles
Top Ten Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit
9/11"

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe


2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

 

[ThreeCircles]

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, Atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink.

Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100."

So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." The man went out and came back in a third time.

As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So , . .. . you gonna vote for Bush again?". . .

 

[Paradise]

Originally posted by ThreeCircles
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, Atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink.

Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100."

So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." The man went out and came back in a third time.

As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So , . .. . you gonna vote for Bush again?". . .

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And right now, 48% are polling to vote for the moron in the White House.
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Because, contrary to popular belief, it isn't
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[Eeyore1954]

TC, you might want to edit your OP to give attribution to where this originally came from -- the David Letterman show.