Thursday Political Humor

[DukeStreetKing]

"Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. 'I didn't really shoot the President twice,' said Cheney. 'The second time I shot him, I was president.' "

 

[salmoneous]

Here's some low-brow humor both sides can appreaciate:

From Jay Leno: Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton."

 

[Tigger_Magic]