Raulandpinboy
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- Joined
- Jul 15, 2001
I just stopped at a 7-Eleven, and I was so hungry I tried one of those new Tony Romas bacon burger that I had to heat up in the nuclear powered microwave they keep in the corner. I could tell the bacon was not cooked, BUT! I ate it anyway cause I was stupid.
Even now as I write this I can feel it trying to dig its way out of my stomach. I have turned blue I'm hallucinating and seeing spots and fantasy pins. At one point I saw Dana walk into my office and yell did you hear the magic cruise ships are made of glass
I want to DIE! OMG this is the worst feeling I could ever imagine I'm sitting at my desk and the noises coming from my stomach sound like a marimba band on acid. Im slipping fast I see lights and people are telling me to go towards the light, but I also hear a train?
oooooooohhhhhh the agony....
Please mom I'll be good you'll see take this dream away.....
With my last dying breath I want to say....
Do not eat the new burger and gourmet food stuff at 7-Eleven they are not meant for human consumption.... Oh yea and Michelle looks cute in her Sponge Bob Square Pants PJ's
Sad part is Donna will read this and just say "good it serves you right and with that I'll say the Sponge Bob Square Pants PJ look is wasted on Donna, only Michelle can make it work sorry honey.
I'm off to die now ta ta:wave
This is for Carl he'll know what to do...
I Ed being of sound mind (Shut up people) and an overweight body do here by bequeath all my worldly goods which consist of some loose change, and a really cool and illegal in most states modified hacker 9000 laptop to the cute girl in the BMW that waved at me today even though I had a nasty burger hanging off my upper lip.
To my granddaughter in college I leave this advise sleeping with your trig book under your pillow will not transfer the information into your head the night before an exam
To my other granddaughter spending the summer with us I say Heather will you please shut up for 5 minutes you have been talking non stop for 3 months now
To my lovely wife of some 70 years I leave this advise get the medical examiner to do a blood test find out what that stuff I ate really was, then sue the 7-Eleven Southland corporation, a division of the namaquchi conglomerate, a division of globalnet, which is the parent company of Comcast which is now broke because Disney rejected the offer, so see even this is Eisners fault. I hope your happy Mr. Eye-N-Ears even my stomach ache is your fault.
And Last I leave my ability to be funny to a mister Xavier Nussbaum 289 West 39th st apartment 3J Central Park New York NY 100315 use the power for good dude.
Even now as I write this I can feel it trying to dig its way out of my stomach. I have turned blue I'm hallucinating and seeing spots and fantasy pins. At one point I saw Dana walk into my office and yell did you hear the magic cruise ships are made of glass
I want to DIE! OMG this is the worst feeling I could ever imagine I'm sitting at my desk and the noises coming from my stomach sound like a marimba band on acid. Im slipping fast I see lights and people are telling me to go towards the light, but I also hear a train?
oooooooohhhhhh the agony....
Please mom I'll be good you'll see take this dream away.....
With my last dying breath I want to say....
Do not eat the new burger and gourmet food stuff at 7-Eleven they are not meant for human consumption.... Oh yea and Michelle looks cute in her Sponge Bob Square Pants PJ's
Sad part is Donna will read this and just say "good it serves you right and with that I'll say the Sponge Bob Square Pants PJ look is wasted on Donna, only Michelle can make it work sorry honey.
I'm off to die now ta ta:wave
This is for Carl he'll know what to do...
I Ed being of sound mind (Shut up people) and an overweight body do here by bequeath all my worldly goods which consist of some loose change, and a really cool and illegal in most states modified hacker 9000 laptop to the cute girl in the BMW that waved at me today even though I had a nasty burger hanging off my upper lip.
To my granddaughter in college I leave this advise sleeping with your trig book under your pillow will not transfer the information into your head the night before an exam
To my other granddaughter spending the summer with us I say Heather will you please shut up for 5 minutes you have been talking non stop for 3 months now
To my lovely wife of some 70 years I leave this advise get the medical examiner to do a blood test find out what that stuff I ate really was, then sue the 7-Eleven Southland corporation, a division of the namaquchi conglomerate, a division of globalnet, which is the parent company of Comcast which is now broke because Disney rejected the offer, so see even this is Eisners fault. I hope your happy Mr. Eye-N-Ears even my stomach ache is your fault.
And Last I leave my ability to be funny to a mister Xavier Nussbaum 289 West 39th st apartment 3J Central Park New York NY 100315 use the power for good dude.