Things I'll Never Learn...

[Brutie]

How in the heck to spell..."Abomindable" as in the Snowman

The Colonels 11 herbs and spices recipe

Why our cat ButterScotch Morsels will only sit on my end of the couch, my chair upstairs, my kitchen chair, anywhere I sit...

Why when the news comes on they will always say and "so and so is off tonight"...We can see they arent there and we assume they are off, and we probably really dont care anyway...lol

Why when I play scrabble or upwords I always get all the q's and z's. Honestly I dont know that many q or z words..really I dont...

When my Grandmother calls she'll say "now you know my sisters Grace and Nell dont you"...Yes Grandmother I know your sisters, I've known them for 40 years...LOL
Though I chalk this up to her being 83 years old and starting to get forgetful, but I still get a chuckle out of it.

Why I felt it necessary to have a mullet cut in the 80's...

Why I ever wore one of those black fish net shirts over a bra. ...out in public...



To Be Continued...

 

[Rafiki Rafiki Rafiki]

I'll never figure out why Colonel isn't spelled "Kernal"...there isn't a single "R" in the word, but we pronounce it anyway.

I'll never figure out why my teen INSISTS on going to school with a wet head every day...

I'll never figure out why my bird continually screams during American Idol...

 

[Pooh67_68]

I'll never figure out why my bird continually screams during American Idol...

Thats easy, he knows how awful they really are.

 

[mickeymousemom]

I'll never understand why people keep saying EXPRESSO(I know, I know..I put this in every post I can..I'll NEVER understand why that bothers me so much! )

I'll never understand why my 12 yo DD has so much attitude. She's nice outside of the house, but get her at home and she's a stinker!

I'll never understand why people insist on driving in the passing lane when they're going at or below the speed limit.

I'll never understand why my DH cannot close cabinet doors and drawers after he's been into them...it's a habit for me..

The biggest thing I'll never understand:

My in-laws!

 

[WishingOnAStar]

I'll join in -

*why my dd-10 thinks I'm so stupid!

*why I can't manage to make Rice Krispie treats properly

*why my dh can't understand that when he goes to the bank machine and the balance says $3,598.47 that does NOT mean that's how much there is there for us to spend. (more likely, there are $3,598.46 worth of checks out there that just haven't hit the bank yet! LOL)

*why I can't just live at WDW with my family forever

 

[luvflorida]

How in the heck to spell..."Abomindable" as in the Snowman

Why when the news comes on they will always say and "so and so is off tonight"...We can see they arent there and we assume they are off, and we probably really dont care anyway...lol :rotfl

I'll never learn how to PRONOUNCE "Abominable" snowman. I always stumble all over that word! And, I've wondered about the "so and so is off tonight", also!

I'll never learn how to post photos on a thread even though about a GAZILLION people have tried to help me. I just can't do it by myself.

I'll never learn to check the door to see if it's locked BEFORE I shut it to go back out to the car to get my groceries, or whatever is out there. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten home, unlocked the door, set my keys and purse on the kitchen counter, then gone back outside to do something. The door stays locked unless I manually unlock it. At least four times in the past few months, I've found myself crawling through the downstairs bathroom window to get back into the house. Not a pretty picture, but it amuses the cat.

On the same topic, I'll never learn to get an extra house key made so I can hide it somewhere outside the house.