the whatever thread!!

[poohdiddy]

I think we should have a thread where we can just right about whatever we want (jokes, rummer, new,etc....) (just cut me some slack im really board!

 

[TiggerBelle05]

ill cut you some slack!!!! hmmm a joke, i think this ones kinda funny:
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.
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this one goes with disney! (sorta)
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
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OMG I LUV THIS 1!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouted out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
these are all blonde jokes from jokes.com

 

[teh fish]

Runts are good. I'm eating them right now.

 

[Princess Ash]

Ha! I say, "Whatever", cuz this is the "Whatever" thread, right?

 

[sleepy44]

k i got a blonde joke
I blonde went to the auto shop to get her car fixed and the guy saw her comin and said oh a blonde i'll mess with her so he went over to her and said hey if you want to get those dents out cheap go home and blow in the exhaustion pipe so she went home and blew in it and her roommate came out and she was a blonde too and said duh you have to role up the windows

 

[natty41]

Did yall know it's impossible to lick your elbow?

 

[TiggerBelle05]

i know! unless you have some freakishly long toungue & short arms!

 

[EPCOTgrl1]

Did you know that pigs are some of the cleanest animals in the world?

 

[SDAngel101]

Did you know that my dog's feet smell like Fritos?? AHH lol they really do

 

[natty41]

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!

 

[diDdLygRL]

some whatever business here!! lol

i dont like the fact that my nose never stops growing!!

 

[EPCOTgrl1]

Your nose and your ears must grow REALLY slow! cause i havent seen a difference in my nose for a LONG time!

 

[poohdiddy]

thats not fair my nose is like the enigizer bunny it keeps going and going and goning and going........

 

[WDWfanatic288]

LOL!

I'm eating chick fil a...it's really good!

 

[teh fish]

actually, last night a girl proved that she could lick her elbow.

I haven't slept for two days because that would be too long.

 

[Rose_Greenthumb]

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.

Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. Approximately 150 people are killed each year by coconuts.

The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing.

A blind chameleon still changes colors to match his environment.

A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body. (I bet they can lick their elbow with their tongues!)

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.

A male chimpanzee is 5 times hornier than the average human male. (you probably really didnt want to know that but it made me laugh, Im sure it'll make all the lads out there feel great! Oh wow, what a way to turn some1 down!)

African heart-nosed bats can have such a keen sense of hearing that they can hear the footsteps of a beetle walking on sand from six feet away.

All porcupines float in water.

Caterpillars have about four thousand muscles. Humans, by comparison, have only about six hundred

Each day, anywhere from 35-150 species of life go extinct.

Hippopotamuses cannot swim

 

[Rose_Greenthumb]

"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is."
- Ron Fairley, Giants' broadcaster

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Phillies manager

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
--Albert Einstein

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
--Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.

Est autem fides credere quod nondum vides; cuius fidei merces est videre quod credis. (Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.) -St. Augustine, Sermones, 43, 1, 1

 

[dis_lovr_04]

someone was REALLY BORED LOL. Cool facts/quotes. I am sleepy, I just woke up from a 3 hour nap and its four o' clock in the afternoon. Plus I think my mom gave me her cold. I feel like crap........I am procrastinating.........I don't wanna do my homework!!!!!!!

 

[Banzai]

Men are from Mars, Women from Venus...

 

[diDdLygRL]

are girls better than boys about DISing??