The Ugly Truth About Monty Dog

[EsmeraldaX]

I am sorry to inform all of his fans that Monty Dog is actually, in fact, a demon beast from the dark abyss.

The following photos illustrate the proof...as you see in these pictures, Monty stole my fuzzy slippers RIGHT OFF MY FEET WHILE I WAS WEARING THEM...

(note the glowing, evil eyes)

Here we see the demon creature take the slipper and sit on the easy chair with it like he didn't just steal it off my foot...

Here he is seen terrierorizing his prey...
(hide the kids!)

I catch him mid-chew but my attempts against such a creature of pure evil are futile...

He escapes my clutches and runs and tries to hide near the corner but alas, the old adage that good triumphs over evil comes true. I get my slipper back.

But it's slobbery, and nasty and wet. Now my feet are cold and I'm stepping in dog biscuit crumbs (I think he left them there by his dish on purpose as part of his plan to overthrow the humans...)

And look at this...the look he gave me right after I took the slipper back... (again noting the devil eyes...)

No remorse at all...

He's a bad seed, I tell ya. A bad seed... And I suppose it's time you all knew the truth...

 

[onecoolmama]

LOL! My dog had a thing for socks! It's ok...I am still a fan.

 

[binny]

Bad Monty!

 

[Pugdog007]

Those pics certainly are incriminating. He may want to try & retain Mark Geragos for his defense. I'm sure Gerogos could get the pics thrown out on some kind of technicality.

 

[dumboiu]

I think Monty Dog is a cutie!!!!!

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Originally posted by Pugdog007
Those pics certainly are incriminating. He may want to try & retain Mark Geragos for his defense. I'm sure Gerogos could get the pics thrown out on some kind of technicality.

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Originally posted by dumboiu
I think Monty Dog is a cutie!!!!!

That only encourages him!

(But thank you!)

 

[cynsaun]

This changes EVERYTHING!!!

 

[JerseyJanice]

Monty Dog is so cute! And he's photogenic.

I have a Maxi Dog who is cute, but because he's mostly black, he doesn't photograph well at all.

BTW, we often call Max the "Devil Dog."

 

[luvflorida]

I STILL think he is adorable!

 

[Dan Murphy]

Monty Dog always brings me a smile, Sheri, always funny. He needs a DIS screen name so he can post.

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

Thanks for the giggle!

PS. Monty is cute, but if you want to teach him respect, I'll send in the animal torturer (aka DD2 1/2).

 

[Pooh67_68]

That last picture is the one that gets me
He seems to be saying but mom how can you be mad at me? look at this face and see how long you can stay mad.

 

[Cruisin]

cute pictures

 

[maci]

So cute.....I mean evil!

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

He sounds like my kids!

Lori

 

[VampHeartless]

sheesh ExmeraldaX is cute and funny!!!

Hey, how's it going?

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Originally posted by VampHeartless
sheesh ExmeraldaX is cute and funny!!!

Hey, how's it going?

Monty would be horrified of those kittens you had...

(Don't tell him you know that!)

 

[TerriP]

I think it's perfectly clear from the photos presented that Monty Dog was viciously attacked by EsmeraldaX's fuzzy slipper. He tried to get away by jumping on the chair, pulling on it with his front paws (after it had lodged itself deep inside his mouth, of all places!), and having his mommy try to pull it out!

Poor Monty Dog should sue fuzzy slipper for pain, suffering, and emotional distress(as I'm sure even the sight of fuzzy slippers scares him now...and he has to live with TWO of them!!).

 

[ilovepcot]

It's all "trick" photography and vicious lies! Give Monty Dog back his slippers. Ohhh.....I had a thought, can you imagine what he'd be like at WDW???