This is gonna be a long post, but I found that list so nauseating I just can't help but respond to the rampant bigotry it includes (I was halfway through reading these when I figured out that I wasn't reading a joke...people actually
believe this crap

):
We oppose the Endangered Species Act.
Yeah, who needs those animals around anyway ? I mean, we could be making
money here...
The Party supports repeal of all Motor Voter laws; reregistering voters every four years
Yeah, hell...Why should we ecourage people to get involved ? Let's make it as difficult as possible so all those nasty welfar moms won't have the time to do it. The fact is that these morons know that the youth vote is nearly ALWAYS democratic, which is why they want to discourage them from voting as much as they possibly can.
The Party opposes any governmental action to restrict, prohibit, or remove public display of the Decalogue or other religious symbols.
"...or any other religious symbols" What a bunch of crap. If a judge of any religioin other than Christianity were to hang a symbol of his religion in a courthouse, these idiots would flip.
The Party supports the immediate adoption of American English as the official language of Texas and of the United States of America. While encouraging fluency in additional languages by all citizens, no governmental entity shall require any agency, contractor, business, or individual to publish public documents in a language other than English.
This is a very complicated issue, but all I have to say is this: why ? Exactly what purpose does this serve, other than making immigrants feel as unwelcome as possible in this country ?
The Party views any form of desecration of the American flag as an outward act of disregard for our nation and its people and advocates penalties for such acts.

Can we include the president draping himself in it ? Or how about when he was signing his name on them a year or so ago...should he also have been subject to "penalties" ?
The Republican Party of Texas affirms that the United States of America is a Christian nation.
That's funny, the founders made certain that people like this couldn't gain power for precisely that reason...We are a SECULAR nation. If you don't like that, move to the middle east...there are loads of religious nations over there.
The Party believes that capital punishment should be swift and unencumbered.
Yes, we should definitely enjoy the company we keep in endorsing capital punishment...You know, those bastions of freedom like China, Iran, and Nigeria....
The Party recognizes that addictive drug, alcohol, and pornography use is dangerous and affects all sectors of society.
Yes, I agree...Rush Limbaugh must be stopped
We call upon the Texas Legislature to rescind nofault divorce laws.
Yeah, because those darn queers aren't the only ones damagin' the fabric of marriage !!
The Party believes that the practice of sodomy tears at the fabric of society, contributes to the breakdown of the family unit, and leads to the spread of dangerous, communicable diseases. Homosexual behavior is contrary to the fundamental, unchanging truths that have been ordained by God, recognized by our countrys founders.
Um, the founders made certain that everything they set in motion
could be changed, but I understand how you might have missed that since it takes a 7th grade education and all.
The Party opposes the legalization of sodomy.
I hear next there gonna be goin' after "Blasphemy" and "Coveting"

What business is it of these jerks what somebody does in their own home ?
The Party believes that pornography is repulsive, addictive and contributes to deviant criminal behavior.
Let's see...we've got freedom of religion pretty well gone, let's try freedom of speech next.....
We urge the reversal of Roe v. Wade.
We urge the making of it retro-active, so we can abort the people that wrote this trash.
The Party supports amendment of the Americans with Disabilities Act to exclude from its definition those persons with infectious diseases, substance addiction, learning disabilities, behavior disorders, homosexual practices and mental stress.
Yeah...screw the gimps ! (But only if they're the opposite sex)...These people are truly low...
We favor strengthening our common American identify and loyalty over the ideology of multiculturalism that emphasizes differences between racial and ethnic groups.
In other words, everyone has to act like these people (you know....rich, white, and ignorant)
The Party supports the termination of bilingual education programs.
Yeah, because if we educate 'em on anything other than english, these immigrant kids will be able to compete with our own kids someday, and we can't have that...They should be doin' the gardenin', not working in a doctor's office (unless, of course, it's sweeping the floors).
The Party believes it is in the best interest of the citizens of the United States that we immediately rescind our membership in, as well as all financial and military contributions to, the United Nations.
Yeah, cause isolationism is a wonderful idea when trying to fight a global war against an entity that could be hiding in any remote corner of any nation on the planet.
This is truly just disgusting, and I can't believe that an actual state party came up with this crap...Sounds like something an idealogue like Hannity or that (won't say it) Coulter would come up with (and that's
not a compliment).