The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[Native NYer]

Love the new glasses.

Those leggings are scary

I guess the gift shop at the end of the ride was excellent motivation for Dylan. Maybe when he's a bit older, he'll give TT another try

 

[Charleston Princess]

Cool new glasses!

That woman's fashion choices!!!

Erin is so funny pretending to be Frankenstein! I cracked up at Dylan saying he wasn't scared but didn't want to ride again!

 

[burly]

Test Track is awesome!
Me Likey the new glasses!
The pants! someone lied to her..........

 

[WDWisOurHappyPlace]

Yeah for Dylan! My kids had the same reaction after trying rides for the first time. It was fun, for one time.

Cool glasses. I wear contacts during the day, glasses at night, hate shopping for new glasses. The sample frames always look better than the pair I get in.

 

[glennbo123]

As you recall, I had a little problem with my glasses. My friend's butt met my glasses and her butt won.

Sung to the tune of "I fought the law".

Thank goodness you put the second picture in. With the first one I was thinking, "I don't know...it doesn't look like 'you' anymore". Then, with the second, it was like "ah, that's more like it!"

It was waaaaay worse coming than going, but the coming picture (if I took it) wouldn't have been appropriate for a Disney forum. Needless to say, the cashew chicken I had for lunch came up a little for a return engagement after viewing that unfortunate run in...

Thanks for sharing, lady.

The "I'm pretty much done with these pictures" look:

Papparazzi parents...sheesh.

Way to go Dylan, riding a big boy ride!

 

[Lifelong_Dreamer]

On the fashion disaster!

 

[englishrose47]

I actually wasn't that scared, I only get scared when it's a biggie. I've only been in 2 big ones....you get used to them....

Kinda like us and Blizzards !!!Being buried in your car for 2 days as a cousin of mine was in 1977 is pretty scary!!

ended up having meetings.

Sure you did

On the fashion disaster!

 

[KathyRN137]

Very distinguished-looking!

... and very big boy-looking!

Yay Dylan!!

I'll bet he loved the wind in his face part the best!!


Kathy

*Note to self... bring your Spanx to PeepFest.

3

 

[Pyrate_Pryncess]

All I have to say is.........

Spandex is a privilege.....NOT a right!!!!!!

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

maybe she was on her way to spin class at the gym?

 

[eandesmom]

My eyes are burning....leggings should not be made in that color.

Dylan cracks me up! And I'm loving the new specs.

 

[Blueyed Girl]

Chapter 18. A little boy no more.

As you recall, I had a little problem with my glasses. My friend's butt met my glasses and her butt won.

I went on a search for glasses. There's a Lenscrafters right near my church and I must've been in there 3-4 times before I actually got my glasses. I was in there so many times I was on a first name basis with the guy helping me. Hey Marco--thanks for your help! I'm sure you've tracked this TR down... My eyes apparently have gotten worse. So I got them on Friday...

Okay back to the Trip Report.......finally.....

Sunday, February 7th

When we last left you we were doing stroller shuffle...

Next stop Test Track... Since I had already been on Test Track, I volunteered to babysit Ashlyn and Erin. Erin had the unfortunate opportunity of riding Test Track in 08. She still remembers it.

She was not going to be joining in on the fun.....Dylan however decided to ride with Mommy and Daddy on his first big boy ride. While they were inside, Erin and I entertained ourselves.

I had the unfortunate opportunity to witness the following:

It was waaaaay worse coming than going, but the coming picture (if I took it) wouldn't have been appropriate for a Disney forum. Needless to say, the cashew chicken I had for lunch came up a little for a return engagement after viewing that unfortunate run in...

Well I was throwing up a little in my mouth and Erin was doing her best Frankenstein and Ashlyn was sleeping from food induced coma, Dylan was experiencing his first trip on Test Track....

Mommy and her big boy:

The "I'm pretty much done with these pictures" look:

On the ride:

Dylan successfully rode Test Track. I'll let Wendy and Derek describe more of the ride portion. When he came out, he was sporting some new toys. Reward for riding. I asked him if he liked the ride; he said " I was scared this much" holding up a big zero....He's was smiling ear to ear. I then asked him if he would ride again to which he answered, "NO"....oh, alrighty then.

We had a few extra FPs so I THINK (not in my trip journal) I rode TT with Allan and Kim.....When we exited Wendy had changed her ADR for Grand Floridian Cafe from 5:30 to 6:30pm. So we had time for one more ride...

What ride would that be............

Ummmmm, YIKES!!!! About the spandex lady. GROSS!!! When will people learn? soooo NOT SEXY!

**did I just see a couple of people on here actually ask "what's with the tongue"???? I think some newbies should go back and read from the beginning!! But then again, if they do that we may never see them again.

YAY!!!!! for Dylan riding the big boy ride!! That was DS's reaction too. The next trip, he was a pro! Now he can't wait to ride it several times.

 

[Sleepingbooty]

Nice! Marco did a good job. For those who don't understand the "tongue" - I don't think going back to the beginning will help. You need to go read Jordan's previous TRs - pack some jammies and a toothbrush - you may need a few days!

I had the unfortunate opportunity to witness the following:

Oh no she dint!

That's a good one! I hope you will be treating us to more inappropriate clothing shots!

 

[GreatBiscuit]

on the new specs.

Since I had already been on Test Track, I volunteered to babysit Ashlyn and Erin. Erin had the unfortunate opportunity of riding Test Track in 08. She still remembers it.

She was not going to be joining in on the fun.....Dylan however decided to ride with Mommy and Daddy on his first big boy ride. While they were inside, Erin and I entertained ourselves.

Good job uncle Jordy! Looks like she was having fun.

I had the unfortunate opportunity to witness the following:

(Picture removed in kindness to those who are about to eat lunch.)

It was waaaaay worse coming than going, but the coming picture (if I took it) wouldn't have been appropriate for a Disney forum. Needless to say, the cashew chicken I had for lunch came up a little for a return engagement after viewing that unfortunate run in...

One wonders what the inner dialog was like that morning. “Hmmm…I’m going to be in Future World so I need future pants. Oh I know, how about some flesh colored spray on britches that show every knot and dimple! That would be PERFECT!”….. Poor thing. One minute you’re schlepping through Epcot, and the next, you’re starring in your own little internet horror show.

Dylan successfully rode Test Track.

What ride would that be............

 

[Must C Mickey]

hmmm spandex in nude color...not a wise choice. I bet that caused a couple double takes throughout the day.

FYI: I started my very 1st TR today and it needs a lil love. any volunteers?

 

[jordanyosh]

My family and I have only been though one earthquake, On Oct 17, 1989 (my birthday), the famousLoma Prieta Earthquake - that happened during the World Series at took down the bridges in San Fran and destroyed the Marina district in San Fran. My family and I had just moved to Monterey, CA. Lessa had just gotten home from school and was playing in the yard with Alek when it hit, I was visiting some friends who were just moving in, when the ground SHOOK!, it was very alarming and scary, I rushed home to check on the kids and husband, all was well, we felt aftershocks for days. We were lucky as Monterey sits on rock and San Fran on sand. I do not think we will ever forget that day.

Big earthquakes are no fun..I didn't know Monterey sat on solid ground..interesting. Most of southern cal is on sand...

 

[jordanyosh]

have you seen the website www.peopleoftheparks.com ?? You should submit your picture to them! That website cracks me up....people are nuts! I saw about a 20 yr dressed in a tink outfit in the MK going to meet tinkerbelle...but I was not fast enough with my camera. I just remember being shocked and thinking she was way too old for that outfit and shouldn;t have been wearing it in the first place if you know what i mean! LOL!

I will totally have to take a look at that when i get home!

In Japan, it's pretty normal for adults to come dressed as their favorite character and NOT even on Halloween.

 

[jordanyosh]

Glasses are no match for the mighty butt.

Not hers anyway

What's with the tongue?

I will do a tongue retrospective when I get home today.

Now I REALLY want to see it.

Wasn't quick enough to get a picture of the front probably because I was in shock for a few seconds.

 

[jordanyosh]

I had to look at that picture for a minute before I could figure out exactly what she was wearing! The color is skin tone! I thank you for sparing us a picture from the front.

Yay for Dylan riding Test Track!

The color caught me off guard. If she had worn black it would've been so much better for her and everyone around her.

More Dylan and Test Track coming up.

 

[jordanyosh]

The glasses look great! I love Lenscrafters because you can go back as much as you need until they fit right. I usually don't notice they need adjusting until I wear them for a little while. I've had to return a couple pairs before too... they are good that way!

Those pants are awful! Why would anyone ever wear something like that??

I'm glad Dylan rode TT... his reaction after the ride was funny! Zach said the same thing after riding ToT two years ago... he still doesn't have any interest in riding again.

Lenscrafters was great to work with. They are all very nice. I like the glasses alot. I will probably go in and have them adjusted soon. They are already stretching out a bit.

I think she was foreign but that's just a guess.

More Test Track and Dylan coming up in future updates.