The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[AmandaSparks730]

Delores: Ugh! Ugh! Gee, what are you people? A pritikin order? This stuff is terrible! it tastes like shh...
Reverend Mother: Sisters, we shall spend the rest of the day in silence.
Delores: Well, why?
Reverend Mother: Only when we are silent may our prayers TRULY be answered.
Delores: Then you don't have to eat this food!
Reverend Mother: [bangs on table] Silence begins now... And ends at sundown.
Delores: How can you eat this stuff? It's terrible!
Reverend Mother: [exasperated] Mary Clarence, I think you might enjoy a ritual fast.
Delores: A ritual f...? No. No, no. I don't think I would. I'll put a little salt in it, and it'll be fine. Look, I'm gonna... Somebody pass me the salt over there.
Reverend Mother: A fast. To remind you of those who have to endure without food.
Delores: [as a nun goes to take her plate, she grabs onto it] No, I don't want you to... I don't want you to take my plate!
[slumps as her plate is taken away]
Reverend Mother: And silence!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Reverend Mother: [about Deloris] She isn't a nun. Her real name is Deloris van Cartier. She witnessed a vicious murder and has been hiding in our convent
Choir Nun: She... she lied to us?
Sister Mary Patrick: She wasn't a nun?
Sister Mary Robert: But she made us sing so perfectly!
Sister Mary Patrick: [thoughtfully] Now that should have tipped us...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mother Superior: Go with God, Crispy.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Father Ignatius: Sursum corda.
Sister Mary Clarence: Wait a minute, what was that?
Father Ignatius: It's Latin. It means "lift up your heart".
Sister Mary Clarence: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "insert some quarters."

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sondra: You can't answer any questions about... sex.
Sister Mary Patrick: Oh, don't be so sure. You don't have to bite the donut to know it's sweet.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[the students are standing at the top of a stairwell full of cobwebs]
Sister Mary Clarence: Hurry up, I wouldn't want any of those spiders to get in those weaves some of you are wearing, I can tell.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Father Thomas: Father forgive us we know EXACTLY what we do!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sister Mary Clarence: [entering the rap circle] I got the flow, you all gotta go, so pick up your bags so we can go, ho-ho! Uh-huh, ow, ow, NOW! Thank you, thank you.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sister Mary Clarence: My name is Sister Mary Clarence and I am...
Frankie: [interrupts her] Yo mama!
Sister Mary Clarence: No, sir, lets talk about YOUR mama, who's so dumb she got hit by a parked car!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sister Mary Clarence: [after Maria has said she doesn't know the words of a song and her classmates snicker] Hey, hey - excuse me! It is NOT Maria's fault, that she does not know that Mary had a lamb. It is not - and I say this to you - it is *not* Maria's fault. Because maybe, MAYBE where Maria came from, Mary had a dog! Or a lil kitty cat! Or a little bald headed brother named Bart! It is NOT her fault and we're not going to tell her it is, are we? No we are not!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

There's this new guy at my school. He's blind. I met him today, he's cool.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Cinderella: The sweetest sounds I'll ever hear are still inside my head / The kindest words I'll ever know are waiting to be said / The most entrancing sight of all is yet for me to see / And the dearest love in all the world is waiting somewhere for me / Is waiting somewhere, somewhere for me.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

At my old school in Freshman year before i transferred, there was a blind kid. He was cool.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Queen Constantina: So many beautiful girls! He'll meet someone tonight.
King: And if he doesn't?
Queen Constantina: This ball will never end!
Lionel: I don't think we ordered enough food.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Lionel: You know, I honestly wish there WAS something between us.
Stepmother: Really?
Lionel: Yes. A continent.
[walks away]

 

[DisGirlAllie]

At my old school in Freshman year before i transferred, there was a blind kid. He was cool.

Cool. His name's Jude. I consider him to be 10x cooler just because of that.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

"Spongebob, quick reel it in! Thats a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death!"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Stepmother: [singing] Falling in love with love is falling for make-believe/Falling in love with love is playing the fool/Caring too much is such a juvenile fancy/Learning to trust is just for children in school/I fell in love with love one night when the moon was full/I was unwise with eyes unable to see/I fell in love with love with love everlasting/But love fell out with me!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Queen Constantina: His royal highness, Christoper Rupert, Windimir, Vladimir, Carl, Alexander, Francois, Reginald, Lancelot, Herman...
Lionel: Herman?
Queen Constantina: Herman... Gregory James! He'll thank us for it later, is giving a ball!

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Just imagine if somebody played this after their friend told them that they have 6 months to live.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rifikhPBU6o&feature=related