The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[AmandaSparks730]

Talkin' 'bout love, love, love!

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

Yawn,watching Wall-E

 

[DisGirlAllie]

hgtyujhgftyu

 

[AmandaSparks730]

La la LA la la la!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Eddie: Nice church, huh?
Delores: Yes, very nice. Look, what am I gonna be? Quasimodo in the belfry? What is this?
Eddie: I want you to stay here for a while.
Delores: Where?
Eddie: In the convent. It's the safest place in the world. You think Vince is gonna look for you in a convent?
Delores: Wh... in the what?
Eddie: The convent.
Delores: You must be out of your... You know what? I'm gonna go back and work this out with Vince. You're a lunatic! I'm not gonna be in no damn convent with these people. These people don't even have sex!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sister Mary Robert: I'm so nervous. What if I forget the words?
Sister Mary Clarence: You're gonna go straight to hell

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Delores: [prays] Bless us, oh Lord, for these Thy gifts which we are about to recieve. And yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I will fear no hunger. We want you to give us this day, our daily bread. And to the republic for which it stands, and by the power invested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat. Amen.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

gtyhbgtyjvghj

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Ridin Solo

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[discussing convents]
Sister Mary Lazarus: A progressive convent? Sounds awful. I liked my convent in Vancouver. Out in the woods. It wasn't all modern like some of these new-fangled convents. We didn't have electricity. Bare feet, cold water. They were nuns.
Sister Mary Patrick: Sounds wonderful!
Sister Mary Lazarus: It was hell on earth, I loved it. This place is a Hilton.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[chasing a nun he thinks is Deloris]
Vince: Hey babe.
[Nun turns round, it's Mary Lazarus]
Sister Mary Lazarus: Yes, sweetheart?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sister Mary Patrick: Why would anyone kidnap a nun?
Sister Mary Lazarus: Were they Catholics?

(Hope I'm not offending anyone, but )

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[in the casino, trying to find Mary Clarence]
Sister Mary Patrick: Hi, excuse me, sorry. Has anyone seen a nun? A Carmelite nun? No? Sure? OK, thanks.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Delores: [at her first choir rehearsal, the choir sings a chord badly with Mary Patrick singing an octave above everyone else] Okay! Okay! Okay! Very nice!
[to Mary Patrick]
Delores: Um, sister can you just slide over here please? That's a powerful instrument you have there!
Sister Mary Patrick: Thank you.
Delores: But I think it's probably a good idea if we bring you down out of the rafters, everybody wants to be close to God I'm just not sure you can do it vocally so I need you to sing an octave below where you've been singing.
Sister Mary Patrick: Okey dokey!
Delores: And Sister Mary Robert, can you just come, yeah, come on over. I noticed that you're moving your mouth but nothing's coming out so I'd like to hear just you by yourself if you don't mind. Sister Alma, can you give me an A please?
[pause]
Delores: ALMA! Check your battery. Can you give me an A please.
[Mary Robert sings in a whisper]
Delores: Ok, try this. Close your eyes. Visualize yourself in room full of people, lots of silverware, people talking loud, dropping stuff, drunks, women with trays going 'whadda ya gonna have?'. Your voice has to carry across the din, you have to get up over all of that to be heard in the back of the room where I'm sitting, listening, straining to hear you. Ok? Keep that in your mind while we do this.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sister Mary Patrick: I can't believe the Pope is coming! This is better than ice cream!
Sister Mary Robert: It's better than springtime!
Delores: It's better than sex! No, I mean - I've heard.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Monsignor O'Hara: You took a vow of hospitality for all in need.
Reverend Mother: I lied.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Beat that Beat up!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Delores: Expectum. Espertum. Ca coomb. Too Too. Eplubium. Amen

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Pierce the Veil

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

Donkey: Cause I'm all alone,there's no one hear beside me. My probably have all flown,there's no one to deride me...BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS.