The Random Thread and The Curse of The Great Bambino

[CowboyErin]

In The Wizard of Oz the Scarecrow was looking for a brain, the Cowardly Lion was looking for courage, and the Tin Man was looking for a heart.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.

 

[DISKATER69]

"I can fight Internet trolls with my Snuggie!" *shot of you at computer*

"I can be sarcastic in my Snuggie!" *shot of you saying something sarcastic*

"And yes, ladies, I can be sexy in my Snuggie!" *shot of you being sexy*

The final shot would be of you raisin' the roof...in your Snuggie.

OH MY GAWD :'D

that would be the best commercial ever xD

 

[CowboyErin]

Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

 

[AmandaSparks730]

OH MY GAWD :'D

that would be the best commercial ever xD

"I'm Chris *lastname*, and I support this endorsement"

And yes, it would be. I bet your phone would be ringing off the hook with hawt girls calling.

 

[CowboyErin]

Twenty percent of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.

 

[CowboyErin]

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour

 

[DisGirlAllie]

There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

I usually write "la la la" or "testing..."

 

[CowboyErin]

A 'Blue Moon' is the second full moon in a calendar month (it is rarely blue)

 

[DisGirlAllie]

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

"I look handsome, I look smart
I'm a sexy work of art
In my Snuggie of leopard colours
How I love my Snuggie of leopard colours
It was brown...and brown...and brown...a little bit of black in there..."

LOVE YOU, MICHAEL BUCKLEY

 

[DisGirlAllie]

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

 

[CowboyErin]

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Turning a clock's hands counterclockwise while setting it is not necessarily harmful. It is only damaging when the timepiece contains a chiming mechanism.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

September-Septembre-September

Funny how it's the same in English as it is in German...

 

[CowboyErin]

During the time of Peter the Great, any Russian man who had a beard was required to pay a special tax

 

[tumblrbailey]

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