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[LondonUnderground]

what the hello kitty!
i love the simpsons xD

we've gone over the spikes tim! we're gonna have to come up with 75c!
dont worry, this ones on jesus.
*jesus makes sad face*
oh, be cool!

 

[LondonUnderground]

SEYMOUR! GET OUT AND CHANGE THE TYRES!
mother, i dont have four spare tyres.
you dont have four of anything.

 

[LondonUnderground]

LLLLAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

[LondonUnderground]

WINDOWS FTW.

 

[marypops!]

It was a previous version of the Millenium Bridge which was destroyed in the sixth film.
After the bridge was destroyed, the Ministry began an extensive campaign to modify the memories of everyone everywhere in the world who knew the bridge existed in order to maintain the Masquerade. Then the bridge was rebuilt, but nobody in the Muggle world remembered it wasn't the first one. This accounts for why we see the bridge existing in what should be 1996.
•Totally! And they did such a hasty/shoddy job of modifying memories, the designers/constructors of the new one forgot about to test for the whole "lateral vibrations" thing, which is why it was Wobbly when it (re)opened!

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

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[marypops!]

Ron is immune to the Killing Curse.
In the seventh chapter of the second book, Malfoy calls Hermione a Mudblood for the first time, and Ron tries to cast a spell at him. This spell is described as a jet of green light. Avada Kedavra is also described as green light. Therefore, Ron obviously tried to murder Malfoy (who was very lucky that Ron tried to do it with a broken wand). When it rebounded on Ron, it merely caused him to vomit slugs. Thus, Ron bears inherent magical protection from the Killing Curse (and possibly other curses as well), turning it into something much more harmless when used on him.
•...spells aside from Adava Kedavra can be green, y'know.
•Hey, it's a WMG; just go with it!
◦That doesn't protect it from being outright stupid.
•So, a twelve-year-old wizard with no apparent interest in the Dark Arts and no special talent for duelling managed to cast a silenced Killing Curse? It's a damn shame he never got a chance to duel Voldy.
•Two problems with the theory: there's a specific name for the slug-vomiting curse in question, it's called Slugulus Eructo. Second, in the movie, Ron even says outright "eat slugs!"

 

[LondonUnderground]

LOL

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[LondonUnderground]

Remember Remember the Fifth of November
Gunpowder, Treason and Plot,
I see no reason why Gunpowder, Treason,
Should ever be forgot.

HAPPY GUY FAWKES NIGHT YUGUISE.

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[LondonUnderground]

i think the double rainbow guy would have a heart attack xD

 

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[marypops!]

Ron is a seer.
This is based on 2 things:
•1: In Deathly Hallows, Ron almost predicts the taboo on saying "Voldemort." The exact words were "It feels like a jinx or something."
•2: His ability at Chess suggests that he has a well-developed sense of predicting moves.
◦Also, his predictions for Divination in Goblet of Fire are extremely accurate.
•He comes from a very old, powerful (the Prewetts) magical (hey, pureblood) family. Prophecy is apparently a genetic trait (as in Sybil being related to great seer Cassandra Trelaney) so it seems to be the sort of thing that would pop up most in families with a long history of magic, rather than muggle borns.
•The movies (and we know JKR does plant clues in them: Hogs' Head goat, anyone?) have this bit of dialouge that seems to point to this theory.
◦Trelawney: Your aura is pulsing! Are you in the beyond? I think you are!
◦Ron: Sure
•In the Chamber of secrets we get this: "Could've been anything," said Ron. "Maybe he [Tom Riddle] got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would've done everyone a favor..."
•Okay, so i thought this was interesting enough to google it. The first 3 results were all Slash Fic. Seriously, people?

 

[LondonUnderground]

just thought id repost this xD

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Please don't spoil the movie, by adding your own soundtrack

 

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[marypops!]

When Phineas & Ferb was being created, they originally tried to give Perry a girlfriend, but the creators wouldn't let them. That makes the Perry & Doofenschmirtz plot in Nerds of a Feather that much funnier.