Well, obviously it's best to just let sleeping dogs lie and I know I'm a little late getting in on this lifesaver debate, but it's a good thing I came when I did.
If you could all just refer to your bibles, (we do all have bibles, don't we?), you can clearly see that the only way to God is through the clear-colored thereby more pure, pineapple flavored lifesaver. God said "eat no other lifesaver from the lifesaver tree". As it is his command, so be it what we should doeth. Those who desire a life hereafter and wish to walk the path as His servant, should not be led astray. Do not listen to the devil
as he tells you to eat the forbidden colors. You see, the red represents the color of the devil
and the green is like the devil saying "green light, go, go, do it, do it, eat from the forbidden colors tree". My brothers and sisters, we shall rise up against the color-loving lifesaver eaters. You just have to want to change, try to change, and God will lead you on your rightful path. Mmmmmmm, now don't you agree that they truly are the yummiest of flavors? You are now saved!
It's Ok, I know you didn't even realize what it is you were doing. You've been brainwashed by the popularization of the colored life-savers by the media and society's acceptance of them. Before you know it they will be trying to legalize the marriage of the forbidden flavors and we will all be tempted by such flavors as limorange and orancherry.
My eye - thanks to everyone who has voiced concern. I'm still taking a wait and see approach to it. I have a neighbor and friend who is a pharmacist and I may ask his opinion if the color doesn't clear up today. As a general rule, I only see the doctor if I'm pregnant. It doesn't hurt at all at the moment. I did research "pink eye" and every type of eye infection that is referred to lists tearing, oozing and such as a symptom. Nothing has oozed or seeped from my eye. Just redness, streaking and pain. I feel pretty sure I must have gotten something in it and injured it somehow.
Little Ella wants mommy. Have a great weekend everybody!
