The Naughty Nuts Redux: Cocktails, Suntan Oil & Barbs!

The 2 a.m. phone calls that I always get are wrong numbers on my cell phone. And the drunken doof calls again 3-4 times...um, hello, if you didn't get the number right the first time, re-dial it manually! Moron...
 
And yes, my shade on that window dried. But there's a weird water-soapy smell in my room now. And every time the dog comes in, she sneezes several times. Of course, that could just be the dust...
 
The 2 a.m. phone calls that I always get are wrong numbers on my cell phone. And the drunken doof calls again 3-4 times...um, hello, if you didn't get the number right the first time, re-dial it manually! Moron...

Ah drunk dials. Gotta love 'em!

gym...check
pack up all winter clothes...check
off to pick up mom's mother's day present. I know I usually say behave when I leave, but I kinda wish y'all would stir up some trouble. It's too quiet around these parts!
 
Oh I see how it is you fair weather Squid you:mad:

So you are saying that your wife won't mind when a strange woman knocks on your door and says, "HI! I'm here to hang out with your husband!" Cuz I'm all for it. In fact if we invite KAR, we could have a three-some! :rolleyes1
 

So you are saying that your wife won't mind when a strange woman knocks on your door and says, "HI! I'm here to hang out with your husband!" Cuz I'm all for it. In fact if we invite KAR, we could have a three-some! :rolleyes1

Are you kidding? :confused3

She would love to get all that estrogen together to hang out and belittle me, laugh at my expensive and make me wait on you gals hand and foot...

Man life is Good :cool1:


Unfortunately with my parents failing health my late night calls are that someone is being transported to the hospital by Paramedics.

Except the other night at around 11:00 p. m. we were asleep and my cell phone went off and it was my parents ring tone :scared1: , I jumped up to get the phone, my wife started getting dressed, she figured we were headed to the hospital...it was my dad, my mom was mad at him and wouldn't talk to he so he was lonely, so he called to see how we were......:mad:
 
Oh how exciting KAR! Now I have a friend in Cali to come visit and go to Disneyland with. :woohoo:

Yippee Skippee, SQUIDDY!!! YOU PROMISE???? :cool1:


Kar
Early welcome to Southern California :banana: sounds like you will be getting her just in time for :beach:

Ahhh...thanks for the Welcome to CA, KEITH!!! :goodvibes

I may ask you to give us the names of some towns we should househunt in as it gets closer. DH is on expenses for a few months and then we will settle into our own abode! :teeth:

OMGosh Kar! Um, does this mean I have to move out of your basement? :upsidedow

No Way, Jose....well actually I mean ROBBIE, we are keeping the Beantown house!!! You are SAFE!!!! :lmao:

That's fine Kar! Just jump right over us here in "flyover country".

Well actually, DH did fly right into MO in March but the CA offer was a bit better than KCS Rail!!!! BUT DH did love JACK STACK!!!!!! :love:

-- Rob

Hello, friends.
Kar...moving to California?!!! How exciting!! Count me as another who would love to come visit you! I'm getting ready to move too. Where? I really couldn't say.

Howdy PEEJ!!! Ya, I am excited!! My head is spinning with all the loose ends that we will need to tie up!!! :headache:

Hey, PEEJ, DS' has his Commencement Ball this week, you must be having some fabulous Senior events ahead of you as well!!!!!!
:woohoo: :woohoo:


So you are saying that your wife won't mind when a strange woman knocks on your door and says, "HI! I'm here to hang out with your husband!" Cuz I'm all for it. In fact if we invite KAR, we could have a three-some! :rolleyes1

:scared1: Oh, wait you mean a DL THREESOME....count me IN!!!!! :earboy2:

Are you kidding? :confused3

She would love to get all that estrogen together to hang out and belittle me, laugh at my expensive and make me wait on you gals hand and foot...

Man life is Good :cool1:

CA DL DIS MEET!!!!!!!!! KEITH, KEITH's DW, SQUIDDY and KAR...anyone else???? The MORE the merrier!!!!! ::yes::

CALIFORNIA OR BUST!!!!!!!!!!!!
:laughing:


HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all the NUTTY BUDDIES!!!!! :love:
 
Um, yeah, so this morning, I woke up to find crow's feet around my eyes...and then the lady at the grocery store wished me a Happy Mother's Day...I thought she meant my mother, but she'd already left to unload the cart at the car...

:confused3 :confused3 :confused3 :confused3 :confused3
 
Um, yeah, so this morning, I woke up to find crow's feet around my eyes...and then the lady at the grocery store wished me a Happy Mother's Day...I thought she meant my mother, but she'd already left to unload the cart at the car...

:confused3 :confused3 :confused3 :confused3 :confused3

Take it as a compliment!!! Mother's are right sexy beasts, don't ya know!!!! :banana:
 
I may ask you to give us the names of some towns we should househunt in as it gets closer. DH is on expenses for a few months and then we will settle into our own abode! :teeth:

No problem there are a lot of nice areas out here depending on what you are looking for.


:scared1: Oh, wait you mean a DL THREESOME....count me IN!!!!! :earboy2:

I’m glad you cleared that up KAR

CA DL DIS MEET!!!!!!!!! KEITH, KEITH's DW, SQUIDDY and KAR...anyone else???? The MORE the merrier!!!!! ::yes::


Am there with my Mouse Ears on

CALIFORNIA OR BUST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t say Bust..Squiddy won’t be able to control herself

Her and Lisa were on the “Party Thread" last night without any “Support” if you know what I mean....:rolleyes1
 
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS!!!!!!!!! :love:
Cake for everyone.

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I'm off on a tour de cemeteries to put flowers on both of my grandma's graves and then I'm headed to my mom's house where I am in charge of brunch. :rolleyes: This was rationalized because clearly my mom shouldn't be in charge of cooking on Mother's Day, my dad is of course useless when it comes to cooking, and it's my little sister's actual birthday (17th) today, so she didn't want to have to do any work, either. Both sides of the family are coming over, so I'm sure there's an aunt or two that will be willing to help me. I hope all the moms have a lovely, wonderful, perfect day!!!!!!!!
 
Hope the mothers had a Happy Mother's Day!

My ex-stepfather-in-law came over this morning with an azalea for my mother. He told me that I look better (prettier and happier) than I ever did when I was with my ex! That felt pretty good...

I miss you guys. We haven't been having as much fun as we used to...
 
Hi Nutters,

Just a quick Sunday night visit to wish all the Mothers a Happy Mother’s Day and I hope you all had a great day.

My daughters made their Mother a nice lunch

If you’re not a Mother I hope you still had a great day.

PJ how did your dinner turn out, did you get some help.

KAR Here is a link to an article in the local paper about homes for sell and a new way of showing them.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/home-bus-foreclosure-2039764-tour-san
 
Hope the mothers had a Happy Mother's Day!

My ex-stepfather-in-law came over this morning with an azalea for my mother. He told me that I look better (prettier and happier) than I ever did when I was with my ex! That felt pretty good...

I miss you guys. We haven't been having as much fun as we used to...
It is rather lonely here lately, Liz. I think it's neat that you're still on good terms with your ex's family.

Hi Nutters,

Just a quick Sunday night visit to wish all the Mothers a Happy Mother’s Day and I hope you all had a great day.

My daughters made their Mother a nice lunch

If you’re not a Mother I hope you still had a great day.

PJ how did your dinner turn out, did you get some help.

KAR Here is a link to an article in the local paper about homes for sell and a new way of showing them.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/home-bus-foreclosure-2039764-tour-san
Thanks for asking, Goofster! Yes, it turned out very nicely and I even had help! By the time I got to my mom's house my younger sister was still asleep so I brought her birthday breakfast in bed to wake her up and then we gave my mom her gift and then all the family came over. It was actually a very nice day. :)

I just tackled my desk. It's all packed up, cleaned out, etc. Oy. That was not fun. My goal is to be out by tomorrow afternoon because my sister will be in town starting tomorrow night. That way I can just stay at home while she's here. We'll see if that actually happens. :rolleyes1

Hope y'all had a great weekend.
:grouphug:
 
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS!!!!!!!!! :love:
Cake for everyone.

mothersday.jpg

Thanks, PEEJ, just had a slice of your cake and it was awesome!!!!! You are a sweetie!!!!!!!!!! :goodvibes

Hi Nutters,

Just a quick Sunday night visit to wish all the Mothers a Happy Mother’s Day and I hope you all had a great day.

My daughters made their Mother a nice lunch

If you’re not a Mother I hope you still had a great day.

PJ how did your dinner turn out, did you get some help.

KAR Here is a link to an article in the local paper about homes for sell and a new way of showing them.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/home-bus-foreclosure-2039764-tour-san

Awesome, Keith, DH and I watched the video. Some really good deals to be had. His offices are in Orange. Many thanks for the link. DH has added Orange County REGISTER to his favorites....we are guessing that is your local paper for the area!!! :yay:

Well the weekend is ovAH!!! :sad1: Back to the gind!!! :sad2:

:wave: Liz, Squid, Cheryl, Jean Bean, Lis Lis, Robbie :teeth:
 
Good Drizzly Morning Nutters,

Don't worry KAR even with the rain Southern California is a great place to live.

Orange is very close to Anaheim, there is a lot of nice housing in that area.

The Register is the local county paper out here and is pretty good.


Breakfast in bed, PJ you can be my big sister any time you want.

Glad your dinner went well. What did you make?

Liz, As you know ;) I am a lot of Fun :banana: and I am still here :thumbsup2
 
Good Drizzly Morning Nutters,

Don't worry KAR even with the rain Southern California is a great place to live.

Orange is very close to Anaheim, there is a lot of nice housing in that area.

The Register is the local county paper out here and is pretty good.


Breakfast in bed, PJ you can be my big sister any time you want.

Glad your dinner went well. What did you make?

Liz, As you know ;) I am a lot of Fun :banana: and I am still here :thumbsup2

Maybe we should still get out the Twister mat and see if we can lure anyone else back...
 
Thanks, PEEJ, just had a slice of your cake and it was awesome!!!!! You are a sweetie!!!!!!!!!! :goodvibes
Glad you liked it, Kar. :) Did you have a nice mother's day?

Good Drizzly Morning Nutters,

Don't worry KAR even with the rain Southern California is a great place to live.

Orange is very close to Anaheim, there is a lot of nice housing in that area.

The Register is the local county paper out here and is pretty good.


Breakfast in bed, PJ you can be my big sister any time you want.

Glad your dinner went well. What did you make?

Liz, As you know ;) I am a lot of Fun :banana: and I am still here :thumbsup2
I actually made brunch. I made omelets, breakfast potatoes, fruit salad, and pancakes with lemon marscipone. Oh, and I made MEAT!!! :eek: Even though I don't eat it. That just shows what a good daughter I am. :snooty:

Maybe we should still get out the Twister mat and see if we can lure anyone else back...
Lisa's ears are sure to be ringing....:rolleyes1
 
Maybe we should still get out the Twister mat and see if we can lure anyone else back...

Theres always Canadian Strip Monopoly

Monopoly.jpg




I actually made brunch. I made omelets, breakfast potatoes, fruit salad, and pancakes with lemon marscipone. Oh, and I made MEAT!!! :eek: Even though I don't eat it. That just shows what a good daughter I am. :snooty:

Yes it does, sounds yummy. I myself am a breakfast hound anything eggs and meat I'm in

Lisa's ears are sure to be ringing....:rolleyes1
:laughing:
 











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