The Naughty Nuts Redux: Cocktails, Suntan Oil & Barbs!

[jonestavern]

Hello!

We've exceeded the limits! Outdone ourselves! Breeched the lines of good taste & Decency!
Sit back, pull up a cocktail, relax & join us! You'll find us Naughty but Nice & not interested in squabbling or pettiness!

We need to start another thread, so here goes!

Posted by blue_river, the Original Nuts thread founder

The Circle of Friends

We meet on-line to have a great time....
We laugh and we giggle and smile at our screens,
We sit back and wonder what this all means.

We surf the Web, we travel afar,
We span thousands of mile without a car.
We watch conversations flowing on the screen,
We tell jokes and stories and know what they mean.

What are we looking for? Where's the attraction?
How can we do this and get satisfaction?
Who are we? Why are we here?
We are "the Circle of Friends", made from a chain.
And we're here because friendship is what we gain!

Born on-line formed by few,
We had no idea just what to do.
So we are linking our pages, first one then two,
And wonder where we'll end up when we are through?

The Circle will spread, like a wild vine,
It will breathe and whisper like the winds of time.
We are the Circle of Friends, made from a chain,
All of our motives are exactly the same.

Searching for friendships all over the lands,
Linking our pages is like holding hands.
We are 'the Circle of Friends', made from a chain,
A chain of cable and wire without an end.

~Author Unknown

We're about having a good time without serious squabbles, but we're also human. RobinBigKC says it best:

Quote:
And no one on this thread should be concerned about bringing their troubles here. That is part of what we are here for along with the fun (hopefully we all will have more fun than troubles in our lives). I don't always know how to respond but I read what you all write and I do care about you and what you are going through even if I don't have any advice or helpful words for you.

-- Rob

 

[RobInBigKC]

FIRST!

Life is a highway
I want to ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I want to drive it all night long.

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!
Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!



-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

Hello!
You'll find us Naughty but Nice & not interested in squabbling or pettiness!

Awww come on Jean - admit it - you like a good amount of petty now and then - I know I do!

FIRST!

Life is a highway
I want to ride it all night long
If you're going my way
I want to drive it all night long.

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!
Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!



-- Rob

Love the traffic medley Rob! Hey why haven't you signed onto the clubhouse yet Robbie? Lisa posted pictures for you!!!

 

[jonestavern]

In the day we sweat it out on the streets of a runaway American dream
At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines
Sprung from cages out on highway 9,
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected
and steppin' out over the line
Baby this town rips the bones from your back
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we're young
'Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run

Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet ribs
and strap your hands across my engines
Together we could break this trap
We'll run till we drop, baby we'll never go back
Will you walk with me out on the wire
'Cause baby I'm just a scared and lonely rider
But I gotta find out how it feels
I want to know if love is wild
babe I want to know if love is real

Beyond the Palace hemi-powered drones scream down the boulevard
The girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors
And the boys try to look so hard
The amusement park rises bold and stark
Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
I wanna die with you Wendy on the streets tonight
In an everlasting kiss

The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Everybody's out on the run tonight
but there's no place left to hide
Together Wendy we can live with the sadness
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul
Someday girl I don't know when
we're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go
and we'll walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us, baby we were born to run

 

[jonestavern]

Awww come on Jean - admit it - you like a good amount of petty now and then - I know I do!
....

Aw, gee, Miz Caroline, just a tad of petty and a touch of small-mindedness with a whole heap o' scrabblin' down in the mud & the blood & th' beer!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

 

[RobInBigKC]

Good Morning Nuts!

Today is "Take Your Kids to Work Day" and, for the first time ever, I am taking one. DS12 is going to join me for the day which means I have to behave at work today. I KNOW!

-- Rob

 

[Goofster57]

Hey Nuts

Nice try but I found you anyway

Rob,
Hope you took all the pictures of the "Nut Girls" down last night before you left the office

Jean step back from the points cliff

 

[Squidrific]

Aw, gee, Miz Caroline, just a tad of petty and a touch of small-mindedness with a whole heap o' scrabblin' down in the mud & the blood & th' beer!

Did someone mention beer????

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Did someone mention beer????

BEER??? WHERE???

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

 

[CPM]

Good Morning Nuts!

Today is "Take Your Kids to Work Day" and, for the first time ever, I am taking one. DS12 is going to join me for the day which means I have to behave at work today. I KNOW!

-- Rob

Have fun Rob, behave!!

My son would love a "Don't take your child to work day" lol

 

[RobInBigKC]

Have fun Rob, behave!!

My son would love a "Don't take your child to work day" lol

I always do.

-- Rob

 

[PixiePop]

You can run but you can't hide. I don't have a song to quote but I wanted to let you know that I'm still hanging around.

 

[RobInBigKC]

You can run but you can't hide. I don't have a song to quote but I wanted to let you know that I'm still hanging around.

Hiya Pix!

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I always do.

-- Rob

C'mere...your halo seems to be crooked.

Heya, Pixie!

 

[PixiePop]

Hiya Pix!

-- Rob

C'mere...your halo seems to be crooked.

Heya, Pixie!

Hey there...how are you guys? Behaving I'm sure, especially Rob, he is such an angel.

 

[momrek06]

THIS WAS KAR WHEN SHE COULD NOT FIND THE NUTS!!!

BUT THEN KAR GOT A PM FROM JEAN BEAN!!!!!AND NOW I AM VERY VERY

LOVING THE NEW DIGS, NUT CASES!!!!!!!!


HIYA, Jean Bean, Cheryl, Lis Lis, Squiddy, DM, PEEJ, Robbie, Liz, Goofster and.....PIXIE POPPY BABY...long time no see!!!!!

 

[GoofyDad869]

...Just checking out the new digs.

Nice, I love what you've done with the drapery.

... Also checking to see if I'm banned yet. Guess not!

Here's my favorite highway/traveling song:


The Mississippi delta was shining
Like a national guitar
I am following the river
Down the highway
Through the cradle of the Civil War
I'm going to Graceland
Graceland
In Memphis Tennessee
I'm going to Graceland
Poorboys and pilgrims with families
And we are going to Graceland

My traveling companion is nine years old
He is the child of my first marriage
But I've reason to believe
We both will be received
In Graceland

She comes back to tell me she's gone
As if I didn't know that
As if I didn't know my own bed
As if I'd never noticed
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
And she said losing love
Is like a window in your heart
Everybody sees you're blown apart
Everybody sees the wind blow

I'm going to Graceland
Memphis Tennessee
I'm going to Graceland
Poorboys and pilgrims with families
And we are going to Graceland

And my traveling companions
Are ghosts and empty sockets
I'm looking at ghosts and empties
But I've reason to believe
We all will be received
In Graceland

There is a girl in New York City
Who calls herself the human trampoline
And sometimes when I'm falling, flying
Or tumbling in turmoil I say
"Woh, so this is what she means"
She means we're bouncing into Graceland
And I see losing love
Is like a window in your heart
Everybody sees you're blown apart
Everybody sees the wind blow

In Graceland, in Graceland
I'm going to Graceland
For reasons I cannot explain
There's some part of me wants to see
Graceland
And I may be obliged to defend
Every love, every ending
Or maybe there's no obligations now
Maybe I've a reason to believe
We all will be received
In Graceland

 

[PixiePop]

THIS WAS KAR WHEN SHE COULD NOT FIND THE NUTS!!!

BUT THEN KAR GOT A PM FROM JEAN BEAN!!!!!AND NOW I AM VERY VERY

LOVING THE NEW DIGS, NUT CASES!!!!!!!!


HIYA, Jean Bean, Cheryl, Lis Lis, Squiddy, DM, PEEJ, Robbie, Liz, Goofster and.....PIXIE POPPY BABY...long time no see!!!!!

KAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been forever!

How have you been?

 

[Goofster57]

This is the song we had to listen too on our 3,500 mile, 3 week driving vacation of the mid west

There's a hole in the bucket,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
There's a hole in the bucket,
Dear Liza, there's a hole.

Then fix it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then fix it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, fix it.

With what shall I fix it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I fix it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With a straw, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With a straw, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, with a straw.

But the straw is too long,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
But the straw is too long,
Dear Liza, too long

Then cut it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then cut it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, cut it.

With what shall I cut it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I cut it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With an axe, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With an axe, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, an axe.

The axe is too dull,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
The axe is too dull,
Dear Liza, too dull

Then sharpen it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then sharpen it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, sharpen it.

With what shall I sharpen it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I sharpen it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With a stone, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With a stone, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, a stone.

The stone is too dry,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
The stone is too dry,
Dear Liza, too dry

Then wet it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then wet it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, wet it.

With what shall I wet it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I wet it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With water, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With water, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, with water.

How shall I get it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza,
How shall I get it,
Dear Liza, how shall I?

In the bucket, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
In the bucket, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, in the bucket.

There's a hole in the bucket.