DisneyJules
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My mom passed this along to me and I thought I'd post it here so others could have a good laugh 
The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs. "
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, ". . everyone knows this stuff. Um, it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
"Oh." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "I get it!"she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
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The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs. "
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, ". . everyone knows this stuff. Um, it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
"Oh." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "I get it!"she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
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I agree 
