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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally
improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.
The psychiatrist that ran the institution decided it was better
to proceed with caution, and chose to interview him first.
"Tell me," said the doctor, "if we release you, as we are
considering, what do you plan to do with your life?"
The inmate responded, "It would be wonderful to get back to real
life, and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former
mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you see, and it was the
stress of my work in weapons research that helped to put me here.
If I am released, I shall limit myself to work in pure theory,
where I believe the situation will be less difficult and
stressful."
"Wonderful," said the psychiatrist.
"Or else," continued the patient, "I might teach. There is
something to be said for dedicating your life to expanding the
knowledge of young people."
"Definitely," said the psychiatrist.
"Then again, I might write. There is always a need for books on
science, or I may even write a novel based on my experiences in
the psychiatric institution."
"Another interesting possibility," agreed the doctor.
"And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always
continue to be a tea-kettle."
improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.
The psychiatrist that ran the institution decided it was better
to proceed with caution, and chose to interview him first.
"Tell me," said the doctor, "if we release you, as we are
considering, what do you plan to do with your life?"
The inmate responded, "It would be wonderful to get back to real
life, and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former
mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you see, and it was the
stress of my work in weapons research that helped to put me here.
If I am released, I shall limit myself to work in pure theory,
where I believe the situation will be less difficult and
stressful."
"Wonderful," said the psychiatrist.
"Or else," continued the patient, "I might teach. There is
something to be said for dedicating your life to expanding the
knowledge of young people."
"Definitely," said the psychiatrist.
"Then again, I might write. There is always a need for books on
science, or I may even write a novel based on my experiences in
the psychiatric institution."
"Another interesting possibility," agreed the doctor.
"And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always
continue to be a tea-kettle."
