The Meanest Mother in the World--A L-B TR, 5/05 *DONE. p.65, with one last pic*

[kpk89]

LOL Sheri, you are the first to find the Maelstrom reference. I was going to put

... he came up sputter-yelling "That is NOT a fastpass!"

but I am trying to keep the report as truthful and accurate as memory allows.

 

[burly]

Loving the Trip Report. Jumping from lurking to Subscribing. Taking all 4 of my kids next year, don't know when yet, but we are going.

Beautiful writing.....here's hoping mine will be just as good.
Oh and I am the Meanest mother in the world named Kim from Illinois.

 

[AshClan]

but I am trying to keep the report as truthful and accurate as memory allows.

Okay, so you are no James Frey.....but you don't need to be. Your story is so great! And I loved the maelstrom reference!

Glad I caught up. You may now continue with your report. Tonight, maybe, when the sun goes down. Cause it's toooooooo nice out today. (So, why, you may ask, am I inside DISing? Because I can!!! )

Looking forward to your next installment, Kim. Hope Conor wasn't hurt too badly!

 

[kpk89]

I really hope you have learned about Dole Whips and Wishes, a perfect combo.

And I forgot to add this last time. . .

94 Ford Ranger
98 Suzuki Sport
02 Ford Taurus

Just in case.

Dole Whips don't make an appearance until the NEXT report. Of our Jan. 06 trip. Probably coming to a theater near you in summer 2008.

Conor is pleased that you're a Ford man. Like his Grampa.

 

[KarenP99]

What - you have got to be kidding...I sincerely hope that you have the next chapter on deck & ready. *I* didn't even know about this Conor incident ~ but I'm glad you're back to writing!

 

[horsegirl]

“Mean Parent Salami Tactics.”

Is this what it is called? Thank you for putting a name to it. Here we have been employing said technique on our 3 tiny baerns low these many years, and had no idea it actually had a designated official label!

You my dear, will learn the art of how to survive the OKW pool with three small kids for more than an hour...if you will share with me, how you became so deliriously funny! Okay, just read my next installment and you will learn.

I cannot wait to here your next saga, and please, please tell me, the bus did not move along with the little nipper on board all alone!

For the love of missing children, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

or was his face stuck in the door like that joke? You know the one where you push your hands on your cheek?

We always start at frontierland too! Splash, baby, THE RIDE OF RIDES, something for everyone....

good show, mama, good show indeed!

 

[monsterkitty]

Love the report!

Signed, the meanest teacher in the world!

 

[Cass]

Kim, thank goodness you posted the next installment, I was starting to get the shakes.

but now I see your son in suspended animation ~ frozen in time until you come back.

The absolute worst thing is an unfinished trip report, and we have had a few doozies here at the DIS. Does anyone remember therealrobp & ami report? That was a classic, had me laughing my head off. But it was never finished

 

[kpk89]

I promise, cross my heart, that this report will get finished. It clearly is going to take a while, but I will keep at it. It's for my kids, benember?

I do have the next segment started. Hope to get it posted by tomorrow night. Don't hold me to that.

Karen, you do SO know this story. We told you! Silly.

 

[Cass]

See you tomorrow night, Karen

and tell Conor ours are a Lexus SC430 & a Noble M400 (he'll probably like the Noble)

 

[Harmony272]

Your report is AWESOME!! Tell Conor we have a 06 Scion XB black cherry pearl, and my DH drives a geek beatle.

 

[kpk89]

See you tomorrow night, Karen

and tell Conor ours are a Lexus SC430 & a Noble M400 (he'll probably like the Noble)

Are you going someplace with my sister?? I didn't know you guys knew each other.

 

[Twingle]

Yay - another chapter! Poor Conor - hope he was okay!

Looking forward to more.

 

[BostonTink85]

great update! I can't wait for more, and I loveeee spectromagic too!

 

[Cass]

Are you going someplace with my sister?? I didn't know you guys knew each other.

LOL.. I mean Kim

Now where's the next part?

 

[Shelby5514]

DH, Doug, 40 -- former tech geek, now an entrepreneur. Ok he’s still a tech geek -- just this evening he figured out how to make his cell phone be a TV remote – but now he doesn’t get paid for it.

I know how this is, my DH is a techno geek too. It's kinda confusing but DH and I watched the Survivor finale at the airport on his laptop using his cell phone for the modem, via our home computer that is somehow linked to our PVR on dish network...

I don't understand how...but it worked.

Ok back to catch up...I am soooooo far behind, but loving every minute!

 

[Chapter 11]

Bygones.

An Ally McBeal shout out? And thanks for dedicating this latest installment to me. I'm honored. I think. Great report, as usual. Hope Connor is ok.

 

[lexmelinda]

Just checkin' the DIS at my leisure and notice your latest installment so I had to copy/paste to an email so I can look like I'm reading my email at work! Glad you're writing again. I'm sure it's fabulous just like the others. Thanks for the pm....my first! I'm like the new kid in school who's so glad to have a friend.

 

[littleladykaty]

looking forward to the rest!

 

[coachyo]

Thanks for the PM. Very thoughtful, I'm down to 8 days before we head out to the promised land so I'm hoping we get another installment or 2 from ya to help pass the time. I am soooooo ready to go!
Hope Connor is ok and tell him I drive a Suburban and an Acccord.

YO