The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

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OH NO! I am SO not preggers! Don't intend to be either...perfectly happy with our little family just the way it is, thank you very much. :goodvibes

I was just saying, you can move a lot faster at 5 months pregnant than at 8 months pregnant...I believe there have been scientific studies to this effect...
 
OH NO! I am SO not preggers! Don't intend to be either...perfectly happy with our little family just the way it is, thank you very much. :goodvibes

I was just saying, you can move a lot faster at 5 months pregnant than at 8 months pregnant...I believe there have been scientific studies to this effect...

Have you never seen an 8 month pregnant woman who REALLY needs to pee :confused3 She can move pretty fast :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

JK~
 
OH NO! I am SO not preggers! Don't intend to be either...perfectly happy with our little family just the way it is, thank you very much. :goodvibes

I was just saying, you can move a lot faster at 5 months pregnant than at 8 months pregnant...I believe there have been scientific studies to this effect...
:lmao: Oops sorry! Didn't mean to scare you :laughing: No more babies for me either. I feel to old and dh had the snip snip ;)
There are a few pregnant girls at work. I went to JC Penny today picked up some outfits. CUTE!
 
I am so tired. I just got home again. I have been so freakin' busy today, and it sucks monkey butt. :mad:

I still need to get my husband something for our anniversary on Thursday, which I'm not convinced that he remembers. I know what I'm getting him (and I'll pick it up tomorrow), I have a babysitter lined up and dinner plans for that evening, but I honestly think he has completely forgotten. :scratchin Should I remind him?

I can't believe you guys blew through 10 pages here today. I need to catch up around here so I know WTH is going on. I'll do it in the morning.
 

Yup...this thread is already 1/25th done.

Morning all.

Weight loss thread?:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Never thought of that!
 
ok....so it took me 10 pages to find ya'll :rolleyes1
 
Bunch of losers.....sheesh. :flower3:

And darn proud OF it , Missy!



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LOSERS!!!
 
Good morning all! I thought I would start the day off with an email I received....a nice little laugh to start the morning:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following this simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you can find your inner peace, too.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished"


So............I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. And before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of oreos and the remained of my old prozac prescription. the rest of the cheesecake and some doritos and valentine chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please pass this one to anyone you think needs to achieve inner peace.
 
Good morning all! I thought I would start the day off with an email I received....a nice little laugh to start the morning:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following this simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you can find your inner peace, too.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished"


So............I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. And before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of oreos and the remained of my old prozac prescription. the rest of the cheesecake and some doritos and valentine chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please pass this one to anyone you think needs to achieve inner peace.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
wait! I was supposed to FOLLOW the breadcrumbs?? I was avoiding them so that I didn't have to clean anything.
 
Good morning. I'm sleepy.

IAHD, I sat here a few minutes ago staring at your signature trying to figure out why a chicken would be balancing on a rolling football before I realized what it was. :rolleyes: Like I said, I'm still sleepy.
 
Good morning. I'm sleepy.

IAHD, I sat here a few minutes ago staring at your signature trying to figure out why a chicken would be balancing on a rolling football before I realized what it was. :rolleyes: Like I said, I'm still sleepy.

Wipe that sleepy dust from your eyes Superstar. The internet is expecting great things from you today.
 
Well, I made it to my unhappy place. :sad2:
 
Have you never seen an 8 month pregnant woman who REALLY needs to pee :confused3 She can move pretty fast :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

JK~
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: When I was about 7 months pregnant with DS, I got stuck in a TON of traffic, when there was finally a break in traffic, I was close to a MCDonald's so i stepped on it....what do you know I got Pulled over. He saw my Belly and let me go, thank goodness!!! Getting a ticket would have sucked, but I probably would have peed myself while he was giving me the ticket. I ran into that McDonalds so fast...
Good morning all! I thought I would start the day off with an email I received....a nice little laugh to start the morning:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following this simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you can find your inner peace, too.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished"


So............I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. And before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of oreos and the remained of my old prozac prescription. the rest of the cheesecake and some doritos and valentine chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please pass this one to anyone you think needs to achieve inner peace.
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :lmao: :lmao:
wait! I was supposed to FOLLOW the breadcrumbs?? I was avoiding them so that I didn't have to clean anything.

:lmao: :lmao:

Can I go back to bed yet???
 
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: When I was about 7 months pregnant with DS, I got stuck in a TON of traffic, when there was finally a break in traffic, I was close to a MCDonald's so i stepped on it....what do you know I got Pulled over. He saw my Belly and let me go, thank goodness!!! Getting a ticket would have sucked, but I probably would have peed myself while he was giving me the ticket. I ran into that McDonalds so fast...

Riiiiigghhhhttt you needed to pee. You just had an emergency craving for McNuggets, didn't you? ;)
 
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