The, "I'll pose for pics & sign autographs" B-day tour! WEEERE BAAACK!!!!

[Dizneydawn]

Loved loved LOVED the 3-piddipple story! Is it strange that I actually look out for things like that when Im in a Water Park?!

ahemmm....freak....

 

[DisneyGalUK]

ahemmm....freak....

Guilty as charged im afraid. I can only blame my Britishness for this terrible habit I have (I mean, Im sure the Queen does the same thing? One can only wonder...)

 

[born2bird]

Okay...so give up the goods sistah??? How did your hubby get the down low of this PTR??? How does he share these stories with his co-workers?? Should I be in fear of posting for some sort of charge??

#1 Failure to pick up trash - Littering (the missing Piddiple?)
#2 Aggrevated Assault - (didn't tell you that I went back after I could walk upright.... and pulled the remaining 3 teeth in the 2 deck rednecks heads!!)
#3 Sexual Assault - (groping stranger at the zoo)
#4 Battery...(Beat Phillip the lifeguard with his tube he was so worried about at Crush-N Gusher)
#5 Cruelty to animals....(pointing and laughing and taking pics of the 3 nippled beast)

Anyway..just wondering if I should get a lawyer....

I copy and paste your embarassing stories (uh, I mean adventures) and send them to him via email and he then forwards them on. Your crush n gusher story was a topic of conversation at a dinner we had with his parents. Let me tell you, I had not laughed that hard in a long time!! Between the Dawn stories and FIL stories it was a blast. My FIL is a trip, and has quite a few adventures of his own.

No worries! I would think you could find a few interesting things to do with the handcuffs..just saying

 

[Dizneydawn]

I copy and paste your embarassing stories (uh, I mean adventures) and send them to him via email and he then forwards them on. Your crush n gusher story was a topic of conversation at a dinner we had with his parents. Let me tell you, I had not laughed that hard in a long time!! Between the Dawn stories and FIL stories it was a blast. My FIL is a trip, and has quite a few adventures of his own.

No worries! I would think you could find a few interesting things to do with the handcuffs..just saying

What are you saying exactly...I am deeply offended....

(pssst...btw..can you get me an "official pair"....role playing might take on a whole different genre...do nuns wear hancuffs under their habit??? I thought they just use a ruler for discipline.....hmmm..)

And...I hope you did not copy /paste him on the whole PJ saga from 2 weeks ago...I would not want to be responsible for crooks getting out of the hooskau because officers were in a hurry to get home.. ...

How many pairs "Miss. I am so innocent" of the handcuffs of which ye speak has the captain bought because your mister has ahem...cough..wheez..gasp...chortle..sniffle...hiccup...BS...load of pink twinkies...

"lost"?????

 

[chbc]

So excited for you Dawn. We spent last Christmas at WDW and in 2005 as well. I'll get this board read tomorrow. in the meantime-I totally agree with Kona. It has been awhile, but DH loved the Tonga Toast. France is the way to go for CP. The prices go up all over Disney for "holiday pricing". I think allearsnet has these prices. I wouldn't do the cake. We've had a BW one when DS was three. Treynor will be getting free desserts all over the place. Do bring candles. Plan for the Christmas lights. Extension cords, 3M things. room, balcony-cluster lights, icicle lights hang perfectly on drapes. Christmas music playing softly in the room, with today's your birthday thrown in too. Details, details.

 

[Dizneydawn]

So excited for you Dawn. We spent last Christmas at WDW and in 2005 as well. I'll get this board read tomorrow. in the meantime-I totally agree with Kona. It has been awhile, but DH loved the Tonga Toast. France is the way to go for CP. The prices go up all over Disney for "holiday pricing". I think allearsnet has these prices. I wouldn't do the cake. We've had a BW one when DS was three. Treynor will be getting free desserts all over the place. Do bring candles. Plan for the Christmas lights. Extension cords, 3M things. room, balcony-cluster lights, icicle lights hang perfectly on drapes. Christmas music playing softly in the room, with today's your birthday thrown in too. Details, details.

Thanks for reminding me to bring room decorations...we will be gone before Christmas but decorating would be soo fun...
I'll have to look into the pricing a bit more...just swamped lately with other stuff...

 

[Dizneydawn]

Can you guys let me know your ....

Favorite "Secret Spot at WDW???"""

 

[chbc]

The beach at Poly to watch fireworks. We are usually the only ones there.

BWV Hot tub at the quiet pool

Walk from WLV to FW

JtoI fountain at night- again we are the only ones there.

I've got more Dawn, but need to get on the treadmill

 

[Dizneydawn]

The beach at Poly to watch fireworks. We are usually the only ones there. Will have to do that....

BWV Hot tub at the quiet pool..Love that one

Walk from WLV to FW Is that Wilderness Lodge Villas to Fort Wilderness???

JtoI fountain at night- again we are the only ones there...What is Jtol???

I've got more Dawn, but need to get on the treadmill

THANK YOU!!! LOVE THESE!!!

 

[SeptemberGirl]

Okay, update us on details! Let's see your Excel spreadsheet!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Okay, update us on details! Let's see your Excel spreadsheet!

My spread sheet ends and beging with UGH....

I have been up to myeyeballs getting taxes done and the new format for the weight loss threads challenge.....so....this my dear is awaiting....but I can workon it tomm....after taxes....can you spell procrastination???

I have my business, my exes buis, ours, and more of ours....

Next year when he is not part of we in regards to taxes...it will be much better...although since he tends not to do them...Mr. IRS might be his new girlfriend!!!

 

[DARuss]

Can you guys let me know your ....

Favorite "Secret Spot at WDW???"""

Good Morning
I don't know about a "Secret" spots. But I enjoy early mornings walking on the BW. As far as uncrowded spots, that I know of is the walkwasy behind Indy speedway to/from ToonTown.

My spread sheet ends and beging with UGH....
Not a very long spreadsheet you have there.
I have been up to myeyeballs getting taxes done and the new format for the weight loss threads challenge.....so....this my dear is awaiting....but I can workon it tomm....after taxes....can you spell procrastination???
Now I can.
I have my business, my exes buis, ours, and more of ours....
I say let him do his own.
Next year when he is not part of we in regards to taxes...it will be much better...although since he tends not to do them...Mr. IRS might be his new girlfriend!!!

Hopefully for him it is not "MR" IRS.

 

[Dizneydawn]

Hi..I posted this on my weight loss thread but thought this should be done here to since I had talked about Treyner and his prom date...

Treyner broke off his prom date with Jenna....they have not spent any time together since a month ago when they went tux shopping...she is partying on weekends and doesn't acknowledge him at school hardly...since his car became a submarine..he can't give her rides and thus...barely speaks with him...he knew they were going just as friends..but he felt like he was going to spend $500 on an evening with a stranger...

He went to her parents home after speaking with her to tell his side...she told him not to talk with her parents...he said that he wanted to clear the air and make sure they understood...

Jenna's Dad woks for Homeland Security...ex marine big dude...I would have been scared to death if I was him...but he is a kid who wanted to show respect...

Jennas parents were both there...He told them his reasons...he said he felt like he was being used as a way for her to go to prom..they understood...her Dad told Treyner that he was the type of man he hoped Jenna would be with someday but he did not feel she was mature enough right now to appreciate it...that she wanted to party and be with her friends...Treyner said it hurt him to hear her partying on the weekends because he did not want her to be in a situation that was irreversible. When he left..Jenna's mom said she was proud of him and that she hoped he would always stop by...Her dad walked him outside and shook his hand and said that Treyner brought a lot to their family and he hoped Jenna would realize what type of person he was before it was too late.

Treyner telling me this at 11 p.m., was still teary eyed..asking me why her parents could like him but Jenna couldn't. I told him I knew she liked him..but sometimes someone that mature is scary if you are not. I said to him it was like Jenna wanted this ride on a great rollercoaster but her fear kept turning her away and chickening out..that her big braavado talk was a show...to hide her insecurities...her fear of maybe this was a good guy...

If you remember the guy before Treyner was the kid that threatened to kill him..she was used to being treated like property for so long...she did not know how to react to any different...

Long winded...but I was proud of Treyner to do the right thing even if it was hard...it gives me hope he would not spend 18 years in a relationship..afraid to walk away..or call off a wedding even if the short term is hurt..the long term is in his sight....

Prom is a month away still...there are other fish in the sea...I told him to keep his tux on hold...

There is a girl he's been talking to at for about 5 days...he met her at a club..she is his mirror...full ride to a D1 school in Texas for volleyball...no drinking...practices volleyball 4 days a week....very cute...her prom is a week before so she is open...

Treyner said he rather not go then go and have a bad time...we shall see..

 

[stagemomx3]

What a mature young man you have for a son! I can't wait to find out if he goes to prom or not.

 

[born2bird]

What are you saying exactly...I am deeply offended....

(pssst...btw..can you get me an "official pair"....role playing might take on a whole different genre...do nuns wear hancuffs under their habit??? I thought they just use a ruler for discipline.....hmmm..)

And...I hope you did not copy /paste him on the whole PJ saga from 2 weeks ago...I would not want to be responsible for crooks getting out of the hooskau because officers were in a hurry to get home.. ...

How many pairs "Miss. I am so innocent" of the handcuffs of which ye speak has the captain bought because your mister has ahem...cough..wheez..gasp...chortle..sniffle...hiccup...BS...load of pink twinkies...

"lost"?????

I have a little something, something for you. When you get a second, PM me your address.

Hi..I posted this on my weight loss thread but thought this should be done here to since I had talked about Treyner and his prom date...

I know I responded to you on the other thread but just want to reiterate that you have great kids.

 

[stagemomx3]

 

[ChevyNat]

Hello there.... I know, long time since I've been on the site... I've been extra busy at work, busy with finalizing my divorce papers, getting frustrated with my ex. Volunteer work at school (fundraising projects), planning my Dad's 70th birthday (for this week-end, April 27)... You know, since my ex, announce last summer that he was leaving, I jumped right into things that kept me extra busy for the entire year, and I focus ALL of my energy and extra time on the kids, making sure that they had everything and not hurt by all this....
So this trip is well deserved for all of us, and I'm doing the single digit danse!

I'll be reading a little more often now... well, until my trip ha!

 

[stagemomx3]

Hey I gave you a shout out in my latest update on my trip report!

 

[beckanoah]

Followed a shoutout from Stagemomx3's trippy. Ohmylanta you are FUNNY!

I can't wait to read more!

 

[whogirl'smom]

Stagemomx3 pimped you out on her TR with your waterpark adventure--and it was hilarious! I'm only on page 2, but just wanted you to know how funny you are and how much fun this is going to be to read! (By the way, I always thought people were exaggerating when they said they spit their coffee/diet Coke/margarita out reading something---well, I had just taken a sip of coffee and luckily still had the cup to my mouth when I hit on a particularly funny part of your Crushin Gusher story, b/c I did have to spit it out!

Going back to read more now...

ETA: Ok, I'm all caught up now, and what a fun ride it was! I am so glad we get 8 more months of stories and fun even before the trip starts! I did just want to comment on the Treynor stuff with his ex--you are one great mama for raising a son like that! Where were the boys like that when I was in high school?