The Hash Slinging Slasher

[laracroft]

How's the unibrow?

Once there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

That's MR. Dr. Professor Patrick to you!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I want you to empty your mind of everything but fine dining--and breathing!

I bet they don't have it. They do! CANNED BREAD!

 

[stevenpensacola]

JellySpotters Club...

"wah wah waahhh...."

Love when Sandy goes into hibernation, and SB at Patrick get locked into her dome...it starts snowing...they use tape to remove Sandy's fur to keep them warm...Sandy wakes up and sees them...

and the "dueling banjos" music plays...

 

[HeyIt'sMe]

I remember years ago my sister telling me about this cartoon called SpongeBob SquarePants - it was about a sponge that lived in a pineapple under the sea. I seriously thought she'd lost it. But once I saw it I was hooked!

I love the FrankenDoodle episode.

"Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!"

 

[Dr.Girlfriend]

I absolutely adore the Hash Slinging Slasher episode. My #1 favorite.

I also love the episode where SpongeBob gets Larry the snail as a pet. LOL.

On another message board I belong to, someone was complaining about how they'd never let their child watch that show because it referenced sexual things (SpongeBob is a sponge, Patrick is a "dirty star", etc.). Reeeeally. That's really reaching for things.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: No it doesn't!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Squidward: It's not working, Patrick.
Patrick: Darn it.