My conversation with my mom today:
Mom: you know, most of the fans of the bands you like are little girls. Doesn't that make you feel weird?
Me:ummmm.....no. It makes me stand out.
Mom: stand out....when?
Me:when I meet them.
Mom: you do know they probably girlfriends, and you aren't one of them.
Me:......yet.
Mom: you seriously have problems.