The Fort Fiends' Missionary Adventures by Tom Foolery and Sha Nanagans

[AuburnJen92]

I'll bet you a full hook up site for a night Larry is following this thread closely. If he denies it he's lying through his teeth.

That is a sucker bet and you know it.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Tom and Sha then needed to stop and help a poor, helpless fellow who didn't adhere to the old cliche':

liquor before beer, never fear....beer before liquor, NEVER SICKER...

 

[AuburnJen92]

Once Tom and Sha got the mess cleaned up, they stumbled upon a clothesline that had not only bras and thongs, but STOCKINGS! Sha was mighty impressed!

 

[FWFans]

I love the photos of Tom and Sha's vi-o-latin' of the displays.
Keep the TR coming!

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Dah - dah - dah - dah - dahhhhh! I'm lovin' it!!!

 

[AuburnJen92]

Well, it was finally time for the trick-or-treatin' and Tom and Sha bump into this pack of three morans, who forgot that you have to dress up for Halloween, or were they dressed up? Who the hell knows?

 

[AuburnJen92]

Being that Tom and Sha could not tell if the morans were dressed for Halloween or not, they decided to leave them (to decide for themselves) and go help a pour soul who had complained publicly that he had given out 130 pieces of candy to the children and had no more to give. Heartbroken, Tom and Sha rushed to his rescue and brought the man more candy. Knowing his love of certain types of candy, they just happened to have in their glove box (many things are stored there, you know for emergencies) Starlight Mints for just such an emergency. They quickly acquired a suitable bowl and delivered the candy to his site for all the children of the world to trick-or-treat again. And the world was a better place.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Well, it was finally time for the trick-or-treatin' and Tom and Sha bump into this pack of three morans, who forgot that you have to dress up for Halloween, or were they dressed up? Who the hell knows?

What a great looking group of fiends!

 

[DaveInTN]

Well, it was finally time for the trick-or-treatin' and Tom and Sha bump into this pack of three morans, who forgot that you have to dress up for Halloween, or were they dressed up? Who the hell knows?

Morans!!! Man, wish we could have been there.

 

[Total Joker]

We should attack each other. It could be a good time, unless we get banned for life by accident.

That's a dumb idea, you stupid redneck moran!

Don't call him a stupid redneck! You Ugly Barefooted Hillbilly!

I got called a Redneck last week......seriously......and in person......and by a fiend! Had to set the record straight that I really am not.

ok, are you caught up now??

 

[AuburnJen92]

Sensing one last vi-o-lat-in' up Tom's sleeve, Sha pointed to the scarecrows and they both had the same idea at the same time. The planets will align and the world will come to an end in 2012. They read it in a book you know.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Tom and Sha are really tired from all of their Missionary Adventures they had this year, so they decided to take up chess. However, they have vowed that next year, they will be back, stalkin', vi-o-lat-in', and pointin' out morans at every turn. It's their job you know....

 

[DaveInTN]

Bravo! Awesome trip report. It had a little bit of everything. I laughed....I cried....I threw up a little. The complete package!

 

[BRDof3]

That's a dumb idea, you stupid redneck moran!

Oh yeah? As soon as I get a clean pair of overalls off the neighbor's line and brush my tooth, I'm gonna come over there and fix your little red wagon.

 

[MandMLUVMMandDVC]

I think I just spit up a little in my mouth!!! them scarecrows got sticks up their hineys. but I will say that's one high falutin' dressed-up flamingo & I'm jealous. y'all know how I like me some flamingos and I'd have paid Tom & Sha to borrow that outfit for my flamingos. And that's one fine TR there Jen.

 

[AuburnJen92]

I think I just spit up a little in my mouth!!! them scarecrows got sticks up their hineys. but I will say that's one high falutin' dressed-up flamingo & I'm jealous. y'all know how I like me some flamingos and I'd have paid Tom & Sha to borrow that outfit for my flamingos. And that's one fine TR there Jen.

You know, they did mention that they already had some plans for next year. I had no idea you were already involved!

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Yay!!!!! A great report!!!! You're my hero!!!

Like the others, I have to say that the last act of violatin' gave me a lump in my throat. Then I swallowed really hard and it went back down...

Based on the title of the report, I did expect them to be horizontal though...

Can't wait until your next adventure!

 

[AuburnJen92]

Yay!!!!! A great report!!!! You're my hero!!!

Like the others, I have to say that the last act of violatin' gave me a lump in my throat. Then I swallowed really hard and it went back down...

Based on the title of the report, I did expect them to be horizontal though...

Can't wait until your next adventure!

Now Lisa, being horizontal just would be all proper like and all....

 

[wak648]

Morans!!! Man, wish we could have been there.

Yes but did you........Oh HANNA?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I got called a Redneck last week......seriously......and in person......and by a fiend! Had to set the record straight that I really am not.

Soooo, are you try'n ta tell me affer all dem yar's dat folk be call'n me da biggest redneck da ever did sea,,,dats notta gouid thang ????